Day By Day


  • Big Jim

    May the Lord DAMN them.

  • Big Jim

    Not Sam, not Zed….

  • syvyn11

    And the Left still says conservatives want to spy in their bedrooms.

  • LifeofTheMind

    Are we governed by horny optometrists?
    Who profits from all this? I puts it to you and I leaves it to you.

  • Crotalus

    THESE assholes again! When does Zed get to put them down, instead of leaving “messages”?

    • I’m sure that is in his thoughts. And pigs will eat everything including the bones.

      • Malatrope

        Unfortunately, you can get DNA signatures from pig crap. This may be a fun and a good legacy method of disposal, but it doesn’t work anymore. Any better ideas, Chris? Um?

        • PaulS

          So, hogs killed something in their pen, it’s what hogs do.

        • interventor

          River with thick mud bottom and chains.

    • B Woodman

      Just thinking that when I read the cartoon. Are we going to be treated with an updated repeat of Zed and Damon trapping and stripping (possibly even disposing) of the FedGov bully boys?

    • A Proud Infidel®™

      “The Three S’s”, Shoot, Shovel and Shut up. I hear rumor that some folks abide by it.

      • That is, indeed, a way…

  • On a serious note, how’s that family thing going?

  • JTC


    I had to go and mention “fast an furious” yesterday.

    We were talking cars and babes, not guns and .gov goons, assholes.

  • NotYetInACamp

    Reason why.
    Homeland security has staked out and is protecting its territory of putting hands on people, often inappropriately. Well. with them it is always inappropriately.
    HS. yet more government jobs for inadequate incompetent people to be overpaid to effectively ruin as much freedom and the lives of citizens. Beekeeper suit wearers pass by freely without the hands on HS massages.

    That relaxing enjoyable impromptu massage is consensual touching and fun. That is not allowed by HS and mullahs around the world.

    • Bill G

      And the more gummint workers there are, the more union dues there are to support the democrat ticket.
      I’d use the phrase ‘One hand washes the other’, but there’s nothing clean about it.

  • Bill G

    Ayuh. Leave it to the gummint to interfere with personal massaging, which is one of the nicest things one person can do for another. (And if it’s your honey-snuggles it can lead to all kinds of interesting things.)
    But Control, Regulate, License and/or Tax is the name of their game and they will insert the gummint everywhere they can.
    Wasn’t it Tennessee that recently decided they needed to license people doing classic African-style hair workers, after already declaring shampooers needed a license?

  • Pamela

    One of our local cities is not allowing any Reflexology shops or issuing new massage licenses due to them being used a front for prostitution. They started to see a pattern of Men visiting them for 15 to 30 minutes.

    • noncom

      That long, huh….

  • PaulS

    WHAT?! Sam wears a bra, when did this start happening?

    • OpenTheDoor

      Gravity, it happens.

    • Ed Woods

      Very decorative, you know.

    • billf

      She still looks plenty good in a bra,for a cartoon,I mean. Should I be embarrassed to say that ??

  • Clearly Zed always rubs Sam the right way….

  • Swansonic

    A good bra can add to the situation, not just be a cover-up. Sam’s looks like a very good one…..

    Maybe the gubmint is, ahem, ‘investigating’ another cover-up. Perv’s……

  • If freaking progs, socialists, commies, etc. would leave the second amendment alone, and quit infringing on it, we could all provide our own security without any government infringement, just like the founders intended and our forefathers successfully did. Self defense is not only a right, but also a responsibility. Only a coward would find the concept of self defense repugnant and reprehensible.

  • Old Codger

    Damn! Those boys at BATFE sure have a hard-on for Zed (and anybody with him)!

    What can you expect (as opposed to “hope for”) from government? As de Balzac said/wrote, “Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.”

  • JKrob

    Is it me…or did Sam experience a breast reduction? They don’t look as ‘prominent’ as before 🙁

  • KenH

    They need to look into equipping their drones with Hellfires….

  • JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    All I know is these JBT’s are living on borrowed time…. a spot on the border, a high-volume
    Crossing area, evidence of a fight with Contrabanistas…..far from the DD, of course…
    (Sigh) and what awaits us all come Jan.20th?

    • Sounds good to me. Well done.

  • Pamela

    I get an impromptu upper torso every day after my man gets home from work. Helps with stress reduction from the computer work and not strangling certain coworkers. That’s frowned upon.

    • JTC

      Frowned upon? Strangling is just extreme massage. Hey, mistakes happen.

      Pardon ma’am, but every day ain’t “impromptu”. Dude missed a day and he’d meet stress head on. 😉

      And strangling is just extreme massage. Frowned upon? Hey, mistakes happen.

      • JTC

        Dang it, first para got moved but stayed. Edit function? Oh well.

  • Spin Drift

    And to think I got a real Shiatsu crap beat out of me massage by a 5 foot nothing real Chinese girl (number 688) last night in Shanghai. Was it a happy endning, I was real happy it finally ended. She tried to rub the calcium from my bones. I didn’t get to see the pron video shot in the 4seasons. They arrested a bunch of people over that andactually raided the hotel. Don’t take your first admendment for granted.

    With two you get eggroll, hold the MSG

  • Delilah T

    DHS is going after masseux? Damn! They must be desperate.

    What’s next? Chiropractors? Mine does acupressure and it works.

    Next thing you know, you’ll get fined for sneezing even if you can’t help it.

    Is it November yet?

  • B Woodman

    (Sam to Zed)
    “a little lower. .. lower. . .. lower. . . aaahhhhhh. . . uuhhhhh. . . oohhhhh. .. “

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