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  • July 17, 2016 at 9:17 pm
    formwiz

    Reality rarely looks that good.

  • July 17, 2016 at 9:26 pm
    Delilah T.

    Well, thank you, CM, for Zed with no pants, but really – covering his junk?

    Did he lose a dick measuring contest? Just sayin’.

    • July 17, 2016 at 10:23 pm
      Pamela

      Delilah T
      One observation regarding Zed is he has large hands.
      A hand which barely covered his endowments.
      Alien Females from other planets use Zed as a gauge for finding a mate.
      And as a taunt for those lacking his skill sets.

    • July 17, 2016 at 11:24 pm
      Delilah T.

      Indeed, I took that into consideration before I posted my comment.

  • July 17, 2016 at 9:30 pm
    Grunt GI

    Woohoo. Bonus round swimming hole!! Thank you thank you. Any chance of a little More Jan? -/:)
    Sigh. Makes thinking about another Monday almost bearable.

    But at least I have a job, so grateful for that.

    • July 17, 2016 at 9:51 pm
      Ponch

      Agreed. Never enough naked Jan.

  • July 17, 2016 at 9:45 pm
    WayneM

    Do you think this will affect the EU’s fast-tracking of Turkey’s entry into their United States of Europe?

    • July 17, 2016 at 9:49 pm
      Malatrope

      You mean “United Soviet States of Europe”, don’t you?

      • July 17, 2016 at 10:17 pm
        WayneM

        Good point… The former USSR had it in the name so the USSE should too.

        Meanwhile, to quote Boris Johnson’s award winning poem…

        There was a young fellow from Ankara
        Who was a terrific wankerer
        Till he sowed his wild oats
        With the help of a goat
        But he didn’t even stop to thankera.

      • July 17, 2016 at 10:48 pm
        Pamela

        Thank the Lord I was not drinking a beverage upon reading this.
        Cross species breeding is discouraged in most quarters.

      • July 17, 2016 at 11:15 pm
        B Woodman

        Fore- or hind-quarters?

      • July 17, 2016 at 11:56 pm
        cb

        Eurabia

      • July 18, 2016 at 12:44 am
        RegT

        More likely the Islamic States of Europe – although “Eurabia” is classier. Almost as good as “Eurlabia”.

      • July 18, 2016 at 4:11 am
        Tom Z

        You mean the United Sharia States of Europe, don’t you?

  • July 17, 2016 at 9:59 pm
    JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    Naomi. Fully armed nudity. Sounds like Heinlein in “Time Enough for Love”…… Like a good Sabra SHOULD be!!

    • July 17, 2016 at 10:17 pm
      B Woodman

      I was also thinking of Heinlein, but I thought it was “Friday”. But I could be wrong.

      • July 18, 2016 at 12:30 am
        Fox2!

        It was, IIRC, one of the AIs in a cloned body (mostly from The Senior) who pulled a weapon from somewhere while swimming nude. And regretted she would need to find a new hiding place as the current one was now compromised.

      • July 18, 2016 at 12:42 am
        Fox2!

        Pallas Athene, formerly known as Minerva.

      • July 18, 2016 at 4:25 am
        Bill M

        It was Minerva after she took a body. Pallas Athene was the AI who replaced her, if I remember correctly. Haven’t read it in some years.

      • July 18, 2016 at 7:17 am
        MasterDiver

        But which was the blaster, and which was the candy bar? Or were they?

        Zar Belk!

      • July 18, 2016 at 9:28 am
        B Woodman

        With all that to narrow it down, I’ll have to pull out my well thumbed (but not recently) copy of “Time Enough For Love” and see if I can find it more exactly. May not be able to post it until tomorrow, but we’ll see.

  • July 17, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    “Where do you pull all these guns from?”

    That’s what the beast will be asking.

    But 1911’s don’t say CLIK they say BANG.

    • July 18, 2016 at 7:19 am
      Unca Walt

      They say CLIK before they say BANG. 🙂

      • July 18, 2016 at 7:34 am

        More of a ‘snik’ than a ‘click’, and please, a little trigger finger discipline? Or is there something that needs shooting?

      • July 18, 2016 at 9:58 am

        Sam knows guns. With trigger finger full in, weak hand, CLIK was def dry fire.

    • July 18, 2016 at 8:33 pm

      So close….
      “Where do you hide that gun Max?”
      “None of your damn business, Sam.”
      — Sam and Max, Freelance Police.

  • July 17, 2016 at 10:39 pm
    Wildman

    Germany wouldn’t let Erdogan in when the “coup” started. He’s probably the only Muslim not allowed into Germany. If the coup is proven to be fake and an excuse by Erdogan to finally purge the military, there’s no chance of joining the EU, or what will be left of it.

  • July 17, 2016 at 10:54 pm
    nadadhimmi

    The Brits showed superlative judgement in voting for Brexit.

  • July 18, 2016 at 1:05 am
    Noelegy

    1) That’s an awfully clean swimming hole. Almost Caribbean blue.
    2) Pubic soul patch?

    Not criticisms, just reactions. 🙂

    • July 18, 2016 at 6:45 am
      GWB

      I love what she’s done with the tuft. Though I like the last incarnation, too. As long as there’s red. 🙂

  • July 18, 2016 at 1:15 am
    JLG

    Everyone starts out life naked and afraid.

    • July 18, 2016 at 7:17 am
      tomstockton

      “…and then it get worse.”

      Can’t take credit, but forget where I found it. Oh, well, as long as I know where my car keys are. Uh, and my car… 😉

  • July 18, 2016 at 1:19 am

    So many comments deserving of a “like” button.

  • July 18, 2016 at 1:34 am
    Ed Woods

    Sam seems to be a growing girl. Did that titty fairy drop by?

    • July 18, 2016 at 6:58 am
      Pamela

      Well either she’s been doing upper body training, in the family way (belly is too flat for that), or Chris had her under the magnifier making sure the shading was just right.

      • July 18, 2016 at 7:21 am
        MasterDiver

        Women’s breasts can vary in size depending on the “time of month”, and level of arousal/excitement. Sam IS discussing one of her favorite subjects, and her enthusiasm is showing.

        Zar Belk!

    • July 18, 2016 at 11:54 am
      Grunt GI

      Well, Sam has always been the most “endowed” of the DBD babes.
      It appears she is falling the old drill sergeants instructions–“Stand up straight, head back, chest out.”

      And yes the little flame tuft is pretty freakin’ awesome.

  • July 18, 2016 at 5:21 am
    Bill G

    ISIE, Islamic Savages In Europe.

  • July 18, 2016 at 9:36 am
    Spin Drift

    Just saying, but Jan could hide a Barret 50 in her left under boob. By the way I watch N + A for the articles. No really as a microcosm of society and bad versus good decisions, makers versus takers, sheep, sheep dogs versus wolves its amazing. It’s highly educational behavioral training for when the sheep get rounded up for the camps.

    Also if that’s fresh water then be on the lookout for the leeches, natural or gub’mint.

    Spin
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    War Damn Eagle

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