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  • January 17, 2017 at 9:56 pm
    formwiz

    We’re all thinking it.

    • January 17, 2017 at 10:05 pm
      Chris Muir

      I think I laughed for 5 minutes with your distillation there, formwiz! heh

      • January 17, 2017 at 10:18 pm
        WayneM

        Well, we were… LOL

      • January 18, 2017 at 3:50 am
        jackdeth72

        “I’ll be in my bunk.”

    • January 18, 2017 at 1:01 am

      Well, that’s just rude. Someone – Sam, maybe? – should smack that moron silly.

      • January 18, 2017 at 3:55 am
        jackdeth72

        “Hot Mike” Mistakes are a dime a dozen.

      • January 18, 2017 at 7:29 am
        Bill G

        “Hot”, indeed.

      • January 18, 2017 at 10:07 am
        Unca Walt

        Who’s this guy, “Mike”?

      • January 18, 2017 at 3:52 pm
        John

        Yeah, CVC helmets are notorious for sticky transmit switches.

  • January 17, 2017 at 10:31 pm
    Grunt GI

    Enjoying the fashion show. Keep it..er…cumming.

    Or, as they also say, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

    All us deplorables approve.

    • January 17, 2017 at 11:34 pm
      Steve_1066

      Speaking of ‘Deplorables’, one of the events in D.C. is apparently named the ‘DeploraBall’! I applaud the creativity in the name but my maiden aunt has gotten the vapors!

      • January 18, 2017 at 1:02 pm
        Ed Woods

        My maternal grandma was a bible-toting southern girl. She kept a fifth of Four Roses on a shelf over the kitchen sink. For medicinal purposes only, of course. She used to get a “touch of the vapors” every day along about five o’clock.

    • January 18, 2017 at 11:05 am
      Cliff H

      Regarding the fashions – it occurred to me just the other day that this being set in Texas they really need to be packing some sort of sidearm, preferably a single-action Colt variant or maybe an S&W Schofield.

  • January 17, 2017 at 11:53 pm
    Pamela

    Oh Lord. Sam you need to brace yourself.

    • January 18, 2017 at 10:56 am
      noncom

      Incoming…

  • January 18, 2017 at 12:00 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Girlfriends have demanded ……
    never mind.

  • January 18, 2017 at 12:16 am
    epilitimus

    A hypothetical from yesterday…does it still count as plumber’s crack if Sam or Naomi is the plumber?

    • January 18, 2017 at 12:24 am

      Looks more like camel’s crack in Naomi’s case…

  • January 18, 2017 at 12:21 am

    Those shorts…and what the hell is Naomi nearly wearing?

    20 minutes?!?! I’d be lucky to make 20 seconds!

    • January 18, 2017 at 10:59 am
      azscram

      I don’t know what Naomi has on today, but that dress from yesterday pushed all of my buttons.

  • January 18, 2017 at 12:22 am
    sgtcpt

    Didn’t get a chance to reply yesterday, but as a third generation plumber this little thought. “The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water”. John Gardner

  • January 18, 2017 at 12:32 am
    Spin Drift

    Betty, oh Betty, Happy Belated Birthday. Number 94.

    Spin
    “Grow some balls”

    • January 18, 2017 at 12:59 am

      95 innit?

  • January 18, 2017 at 1:07 am

    DT @ 17 and counting. Friday will dawn cold, wet and not amenable to protests. Saturday will be worse.

    I’m in a good mood. I will therefore only wish walking pneumonia on them. Since they’re mostly vegans, none of them will take advantage of chicken soup’s healing qualities. (gigglesnort!)

    • January 18, 2017 at 1:15 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Sounds like one of our running cadences;
      “Boyfriend had a pickup
      Lulu had a duck
      Boyfriend liked to grind the gears
      Lulu liked to—-
      Bang bang Lulu, Lulu bang bang, Bang bang Lulu, Lulu bang bang”
      (on to the second verse….etc)

      • January 18, 2017 at 1:16 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Oops. Double post. My bad kindle.

      • January 18, 2017 at 3:57 pm
        John

        God, that takes me back.

      • January 18, 2017 at 3:58 pm
        John

        Sorry, that was for DBW.

    • January 18, 2017 at 1:19 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      DT,
      What I was going to say was, turn on the fire hoses on them. Drench them goooood. Guar-an-damn-tee they’ll get “walking pneumonia and the boogie woogie blues”.

  • January 18, 2017 at 1:14 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Sounds like one of our running cadences;
    “Boyfriend had a pickup
    Lulu had a duck
    Boyfriend liked to grind the gears
    Lulu liked to—-
    Bang bang Lulu, Lulu bang bang, Bang bang Lulu, Lulu bang bang”
    (on to the second verse….etc)

    • January 18, 2017 at 2:13 am

      I remember the last line of that cadence, and I believe it was a bit different in those last two lines. Anyone?

      • January 18, 2017 at 2:22 am

        Hmm, coming back to me:
        “Bang bang Lulu
        Lulu bang all day
        Who we gonna bang bang
        If Lulu goes away”

      • January 18, 2017 at 12:12 pm
        S Hooks

        I remember quite a few of them, but I’d rather not post them. When I was in college I lived for a while near Doug Clark in Carrboro, NC. I used to stop by and watch them (Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts – band) practice. I got to hear all their songs. They were, as the saying goes, a real hoot!

    • January 18, 2017 at 1:38 pm
      Chris Muir

      What was that song..”O Black Betty, bamalam,etc?

  • January 18, 2017 at 1:37 am
    Pamela

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlylarCRayI

    There is something to be said about Redheads and Lightning
    He may see some before the night is over…

  • January 18, 2017 at 3:54 am
    jackdeth72

    *Ahem*

    “Here’s to our wives and our sweet hearts…. May they never meet!”

    *”Lucky Jack” Aubrey: ‘Masters & Commanders’*

    • January 18, 2017 at 7:35 am
      Bill G

      And then there’s always the classic toast to shock the prim and proper:
      “Here’s to the happiest moments of my life,
      Spent in the arms of another man’s wife!
      My mother.”

      • January 18, 2017 at 8:23 am
        jackdeth72

        *Ahem*

        “Here’s to my wife.
        The love of my life.
        I’ll love her forevermore.
        She has big breasts,
        Blonde hair.
        And owns a liquor store!”

        *W.C. Fields*

  • January 18, 2017 at 7:37 am
    Bill G

    I hope the bangs and crashes were coyotes and their gummint support team.

  • January 18, 2017 at 8:13 am
    The Old Guy

    Some girls work in factories
    Some girls work in stores
    But Lulu works in a hotel
    With forty other – Bang Bang, Lulu
    Lulu’s gone away
    Whose gonna bang on Lulu,
    When Lulu’ gone away?

    Carpenter School, Eighth Grade 1950

    The Old Guy

    • January 18, 2017 at 10:13 am
      Unca Walt

      Gawd. We ARE old…

      • January 18, 2017 at 12:28 pm
        RooftopVoter

        CLASSIC dammit, CLASSIC………….

        Old is for when you are old………..

  • January 18, 2017 at 10:02 am
    Arkelk

    Is Naomi’s last comment a reference to Marlene Dietrich’s song “Naughty Lola”?

  • January 18, 2017 at 10:14 am

    Speaking of gone away,

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/obama-climbs-to-60-percent-approval-in-final-presidential-approval-rating-post-abc-poll-finds/ar-AAlYXuN?li=BBnb7Kz

    Wonder if that’s the poll where they called me and asked if I approved of Bobo’s last official act, and I said yes, my wife said yes, and I put all three cats and dogs on the phone and they said “Yowwwlllll”. That’s the same response they give when asked if they want a treat, so that means YES!

    • January 18, 2017 at 11:10 am
      Cliff H

      His approval rating soared only because he gained the votes of the numerous people he pardoned or commuted sentences on in the last few days. The number was definitely high enough to move the ball.

      • January 18, 2017 at 8:41 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        The only reason The O’s exit numbers are so “high” is that the pollsters rigged the poll, only 20 – 23% of those questioned were Republican/conservative, instead of a more balanced 33 – 50% (depending on how you split the constituancy).
        Assholes will continue to be assholes, no matter what or when. And that includes the DemSM as well as O’Bozo.

    • January 18, 2017 at 12:13 pm

      Sadly, he won’t really go away,

      “The president is likely to return to his community activist roots, according to USA Today. That will likely include work on issues that were important to him during his presidency, such as gun control, immigration, nuclear nonproliferation, race relations and criminal justice reform.”

      My brain read that first light as communist activity roots…which is partially confirmed with his (incomplete of course) issues list. What he’ll also do is follow in the Clinton footsteps of thievery and bribery via “foundations”.

      • January 18, 2017 at 8:50 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        I hope he gets used to the remainder of his life being disappointed as his influence wanes. He’ll up up being a community organizer, right back where he started. Except that the playing field has changed. No more ACORN. No more Ayers and Dorn.

  • January 18, 2017 at 10:42 am
    Spin Drift

    The Betty White attributal quote “Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!”

    Supposedly this isn’t from her but she hasn’t denied it. Pretty good advice from a nonagenarian.

    Spin

    • January 18, 2017 at 11:22 am

      Nonagenarian and a half! Love that old girl.

  • January 18, 2017 at 10:52 am

    A long setup, but the punchline made me chuckle.

  • January 18, 2017 at 12:39 pm
    Doggo

    Unintended consequences of naming it “VAG” in the first place. Double Entendre. Love it.

  • January 18, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    “…intended consequences…”

    FIFY. 😉

  • January 18, 2017 at 2:43 pm
    JCTPatriot

    Hardest I’ve laughed out loud at Day By Day in quite a while. I feel like a 12-year-old for laughing so hard, but dang it, that’s my kind of funny!

    Thanks, Chris.

  • January 18, 2017 at 3:55 pm
    Old Codger

    OT but I had to share this. Was reading the Daily Mail piece about the “Chairman’s Global Dinner” (some sort of big todo in Mordor on the Potomac Tuesday evening) when I came across the pic linked below. The people in the pic are, left to right, NY Jets owner Woody Johnson, Judith Nathan (wife of Rudy Giuliani), and Rudy Giuliani. Check out Johnson’s sight line.
    http://tinyurl.com/wj-sightline

    • January 18, 2017 at 3:58 pm
      Old Codger

      Pretty bold that Johnson fellow. Copping a DB with the lady’s hubby right there. Reckon that’s what Rudy is laughing about?

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