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  • July 17, 2017 at 12:02 am
    formwiz

    You could say the same about death.

    • July 17, 2017 at 12:07 am

      And life, which I would prefer to not spend a single minute of in the surroundings the likes of which at the WJC Library, I can only imagine…and even that is a waste of a minute of my life. Fuck that destination, and any and all who had a hand in it, or would revel in it.

  • July 17, 2017 at 12:14 am
    Charles Newton

    Dunno if she’s being an asshat or is serious about her road trip idea…

    • July 17, 2017 at 12:28 am

      Asshat. She knows the chances of the Z-man visiting that place is even less than Shakey Jakey actually making an appearance at the DD before filling in the blanks on his CNN red state story template.

      Funny that Zed could probably do a pretty accurate remote review of what Slick’s liberry is all about; I know I could, if I had the stomach it.

      • July 17, 2017 at 12:30 am

        stomach “for” it. :[

  • July 17, 2017 at 12:21 am
    Pamela

    Ok where’s the local Shrink as Skye needs her head examined

    • July 17, 2017 at 8:45 pm
      Ozymandias

      They’d have to consult with a proctologist to find her head first.

      • July 17, 2017 at 9:31 pm
        Pamela

        Eww. Gives new meaning to where the sun doesn’t shine.

  • July 17, 2017 at 12:38 am
    WayneM

    I can’t say I understand the presidential library thang. We Canadians don’t tend to build memorials to living people… Not often to dead people either… Knowing WJC’s proclivities, is his library filled with porn, cigars and stained dresses?

    • July 17, 2017 at 1:05 am
      Henry

      I’m with you on the live/dead thing. I’m still agog over learning that “we” just named a warship after an advocate of civil disarmament.

      http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/06/uss-gabrielle-giffords-christened-gun-free/

      (The article is satire, but the existence of the vessel is 100% true.)

    • July 17, 2017 at 7:37 am
      Old Codger

      Presidential libraries house documents from the President’s administration plus memorabilia and gifts the President received. While I have zero desire to visit Willy Jeff’s library (and I am grateful that there is no way there is going to be one for Hilzabeast), I have been to those of Harry Truman, LBJ, and Bush senior. Truman’s is as modest and unassuming as the man himself. LBJ’s is adjacent to and essentially part of the University of Texas, Austin. It has some interesting nick-nacks. There is a Ming vase and some sort of artifact allegedly over 5,000 years. You can almost feel the antiquity radiating off of the object.

      The Bush sr. library also has a museum of the 2nd world war. He was shot down in the Battle of Midway and essentially had a ring side seat. Lots of neat stuff there. I hope to see the Bush jr. library.

      WayneM, presidential libraries are treasure troves for historical researchers. Supposedly, the Nixon library out in Kali has digitized copies of all the tapes. The transcripts were interesting enough. I’d love to listen to the actual recorded audio.

      • July 17, 2017 at 8:02 am
        WayneM

        Thank you, Old Codger. It makes sense when you present it that way. The presidential libraries are a kind of snapshot in time of that particular president.

      • July 17, 2017 at 9:00 am
        Texas is state of Mind

        George H.W. Bush was NOT shot down in the Battle of Midway.”… he was commissioned as an ensign in the United States Naval Reserve at Naval Air Station Corpus Christi on June 9, 1943..” Battle of Midway was in June, 1942.

      • July 17, 2017 at 9:02 am
        SgtCpt

        O.C. just a small correction. Bush sr. was shot down off the Bonin Islands 2 Sep 1944. The battle of Midway was fought 4-7 June 1942.

      • July 17, 2017 at 11:24 pm
        Redleg

        Ensign George Gaye was the aviator who had the ringside seat at Midway. Torpedo Squadron 8 was the first squadron to attack. “Fifteen planes in. Fifteen planes destroyed.” Gaye was the only survivor. Floating in the water near the Japanese fleet, he watched the group of Dauntless dive bombers destroy three Japanese aircraft carriers in 15 minutes.

    • July 17, 2017 at 9:03 am
      MasterDiver

      Drove past it when I was stationed at a nearby National Guard base for a computer course. A giant double-wide about to fall in the river. As for the inside, probably Bubba’s porn collection.

      Zar Belk!

      • July 17, 2017 at 10:31 am
        Pamela

        As for the inside, it probably contains the underwear of almost every female he ever had sexual congress with. Consensual. Services Rendered. Against Their Will.

  • July 17, 2017 at 12:42 am
    KenH

    Oh yeh
    Totallly reformed….

    Plus, have you ever seen that aluminum-plated abortion? Jesus, talk about a blight on the landscape

  • July 17, 2017 at 12:51 am
    S'aaruuk

    I know Rush Limbaugh likes to refer to it as the Clinton Library and Massage Parlor. 😀

  • July 17, 2017 at 1:06 am
    Too Tall

    Color me weird, but my first thought was: “At the mere approach of Sam and Naomi, does that 68,698 square foot, cantilevered, oversized, aluminum, double-wide trailer collapse into the Arkansas River of its own accord, or does an F-5 tornado blow through and scour the earth clean of this indignity?” Inquiring minds want to know?

    On the other hand, what could Javier and the “dogs” accomplish? (Cue up: “Who Let the Dogs Out?”).

    However, I think that Zed, Damon, and ‘Toly will respond with either: “Not only NO, but H*LL NO! Or perhaps: “There are not enough Level A HAZMAT suits, Clorox and Lysol in Christendom for this trip.”

    • July 17, 2017 at 7:45 am
      Old Codger

      Too Tall, I always thought it looked more like a giant single-wide trailerhouse. Doublewides tend to have peaked roofs and look more like site-built homes.

      Looking at it I got to wondering. Does the Arkansas River ever flood? One can hope that it does and in the process washes out the footing for the end of the trailer nearest the river.

      • July 17, 2017 at 1:31 pm
        armedandsafe

        You are in favor of polluting our waterways? Shame, shame, shame on you!

  • July 17, 2017 at 1:07 am
    J. S. Bridges

    Yet another very useful reason for giving Little Rock, AR a miss – by a wide margin!

    No need whatsoever to even get CLOSE to anything having to do with ol’ “Slick Willie” or any of his “works”…

    Thanks for the tip!

  • July 17, 2017 at 1:32 am
    NotYetInACamp

    The Wiliam Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library and Happy Ending Massage Parlor with XXX store.

    I’ll pass.

    Maybe a bright thought could be had now by looking at the auroras that are supposed to be out over some of the norther USA and Canada tonight, so they say.

  • July 17, 2017 at 1:36 am
    LowKey

    Think of the monkey wrenching mischief Skye would cause there. As a recovering prog, she knows all the cracks and chinks in their armor and if she’s of a mind to cause the caretakers of that shrine to corruption by driving spikes into those cracks and chinks I think she could do some damage…all while educating and inoculating the kids against the left’s favorite techniques for seducing new generations of voters.

    • July 17, 2017 at 8:13 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      I’m with LowKey. Ask her to define “fun”.
      Depending on what her answer is, go from there.
      I personally wouldn’t mind twisting some Libtard minds.

      • July 17, 2017 at 10:38 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        Twisting the twisted minds of progressives and libertards and such ilk even further, sometimes unto the breaking point, is a pastime of mine.

  • July 17, 2017 at 1:40 am
    JackDeth72

    Uhhhhh….. Yeah:

    How can this adventure not end badly?

    • July 17, 2017 at 1:35 pm
      armedandsafe

      Well, let’s imagine. They go there. Willy happens to be there. Willy sees Jan and Skye. Willy takes his willy out and winks at them. Zed takes Willy OUT! hmmmmmm

  • July 17, 2017 at 2:20 am

    See Dick. See Jane. See Dick see Jane…

    • July 17, 2017 at 8:13 am
      PaulS

      See Jane dicked…

      No thanks!

    • July 17, 2017 at 10:32 am
      Pamela

      See Jane catch something incurable.

  • July 17, 2017 at 6:02 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    I thought I was going to add another line to “not only no, but hell no, we ain’t got THAT much money to waste….” but it seems the entire definitive book is already been written.

  • July 17, 2017 at 6:19 am
    Bill G

    Studying bad examples is best done at a distance.

  • July 17, 2017 at 6:37 am
    JW

    Sky trying to drag Sam into another mud pit, this time with kids. Apparently Zed’s belt didn’t have enough effect. Got to agree with JackDeth72 on this one.

    • July 17, 2017 at 9:05 am
      MasterDiver

      That’s no mud pit. That’s a cesspool!!

      Zar Belk!

      • July 17, 2017 at 9:35 pm
        rocky

        Curious. What is ” Zar Belk”???
        Am I really the first to ask? Am I really that “out of touch”??

        At least one inquiring mind wants to know.

        Am I showing age, ignorance, or both?

  • July 17, 2017 at 7:02 am
    eon

    I wonder if the WJCPM includes anything about the new hot trend in school curricula; not just teaching sex ed to pre-schoolers, but emphasizing the joys of sex with adult male pederasts;

    https://www.thenewamerican.com/culture/education/item/19181-sex-education-for-five-year-olds-pushed-by-pedophiles

    This recently resurfaced in the LA Co. schools.

    Expect the “Dick and Jane” level book to have a title like, “Uncle Bill Really, REALLY Loves Timmy”.

    I think we’ve bypassed RAH’s “Crazy Years” and are heading straight into Landru-land.

    “Festival! FESTIVAL!!!”

    clear ether

    eon

  • July 17, 2017 at 7:44 am
    Too Tall

    First Rule of Vacation Planning: Never spend your precious time off and hard earned dollars anywhere that does not allow for Constitutioal carry of a weapon.

  • July 17, 2017 at 9:40 am
    Halley

    Look on the bright side – the First Black President’s library consist solely of vintage Playboy, Hustler and Penthouse. Might be some pics of interest even for the gals.

    • July 17, 2017 at 8:06 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      I think it would be something more homosexual oriented.

  • July 17, 2017 at 10:01 am
    Doggo

    Might I suggest a trip to the Alamo in San Antonio instead? It’s closer and the kids would have real American heroes to look up to.

  • July 17, 2017 at 11:07 am

    Don’t expect there to be any Ming vases or anything else of dollar value; that trailer-trash thieving Hildabeast made sure she cashed all of that in.

    OTOH, I’m sure there’s a whole section featuring animatronic Monica complete with stained blue dress, and full details of the inquest, the dickshunary lesson, and the (MISERABLY FAILED YOU EFFIN’ RINOS!) impeachment proceedings. I mean, that’s the whole of the incumbency…along with what I’m sure is a detailed explanation of how riding into the WH on the coattails of Reaganomics and taking all the adoration bestowed upon him due to its effects made his one of the most economically successful presidencies in history. Might be worth a trip after all.

  • July 17, 2017 at 12:25 pm
    PCNot

    Bush senior was shot down over Chichi Jima, where he and his squadron were taking down a comms post prior to Iwo Jima. He was recovered by a sub while several others were taking captive by fishermen who delivered them to the Japanese who in turn, cannibalized a few of them. This led to the execution of the Japanese after the war for crimes against humanity…Bush was the youngest Naval aviator to earn his wings. And his library is so safe he could walk around campus without body guards, because it’s Texas…dammit.
    Crimes against humanity: putting a cigar in a woman’s hooha, then telling the American public you didn’t do it, then admitting it, then shagging anything that moved because you were legally attached to a man-hating beast and you took full advantage of your position and your libido wasn’t controlled, which led to association with a guy who could fill a private island with underage DR prostitutes, which was tantamount to slavery. And the left wonders why folks with common sense don’t buy into their bs. I can’t believe we fund such structures to the memory of such a person.

  • July 17, 2017 at 1:24 pm
    • July 17, 2017 at 5:46 pm
      eon

      Leftist SJW mayor.

      Leftist SJW sapphic chief of police. (Considers “Lesbian” to be an important part of her resume’.)

      Recent Somali immigrant uniformed officer, exact bonafides undetermined, AA hire. Name (Mohammed Noor) strongly indicates Islamic.

      Victim- Caucasian, female, in PJs, talking to officer behind wheel of car, dispatched in response to her prowler call. Apparently giving officer behind wheel description of same when Noor (right seat) draws sidearm and shoots her in face, fatally.

      Cone of Silence has descended over the entire incident with MSM. Both officers placed on admin leave (SOP after shooting incident).

      Not SOP- Officers’ bodycams, car dash cam, and sound recorders somehow all “non-op” during call.

      Mayor’s main challenger for Dem nomination for re-election, aggressive black BLM lawyer who claims she is insufficiently “progressive”.

      Note that Minneapolis’ last Republican mayor, Richard Erdall, served exactly one day, 31 Dec 1973, between Independent Charles Stenvig (1969-73) and Dem Farm Labor (i.e., Socialist) Albert Hofstede, who took turns with Stenvig until 1979, like Stanley Baldwin and Neville Chamberlain playing PM in Britain.
      (see-

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mayors_of_Minneapolis
      )

      In short, most likely a “culture clash”. Islamic vs. Western.

      Sometimes difficult to tell from paranoid schizophrenia with violent/homicidal affect.

      clear ether

      eon

      • July 17, 2017 at 11:18 pm
        Kafiroon

        My first reaction being the driving officer would have been to punch the somali dick in the throat as hard as possible and then choke him to death. Just for letting off those rounds near my head and body in the car.
        I’d claim up, down and sideways I thought it was an assassination attempt at me from some one on that side of the car and was blind plus deaf from the near miss.
        Or she had leaned in the car and did it.

  • July 17, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    Skye is still sore…

  • July 17, 2017 at 6:53 pm
    tomcat.ak1972

    And this is the sort of thing that makes me wonder about Skye… The old saying about leopards and spots comes to mind…

  • July 17, 2017 at 8:06 pm
    Presbypoet

    Have been to both Nixon and Reagan libraries. Reagan is worth the trip. It is west of LA in Simi Valley. They have the air force one Reagan flew in. You can walk through. They will take your picture as you exit, (waving to the crowds).

    Spectacular views. It sits on top of a mesa, on the edge of the cliff.

    Nixon’s had a room with life sized statues of foreign leaders he met with. Kind of like wandering into a cocktail party from the 70’s. Been a long time since I was there, so I don’t know what might have changed.

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