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  • November 10, 2016 at 9:28 pm
    KenH

    Please, Skype-bitch
    I offer you the same advice all the other little bitches get:

    KILL YOURSELF

  • November 10, 2016 at 9:35 pm
    WhiteKnightLeo

    I can’t find any shirts with Trumpslide 🙁

  • November 10, 2016 at 9:37 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    Trump is our President.

    • November 10, 2016 at 9:47 pm
      Pamela

      Yes indeed. Followed by Pence for two terms

      • November 10, 2016 at 10:02 pm
        Vince

        That would indeed be something!

        BTW you’re very welcome about the boots.

      • November 11, 2016 at 12:56 pm
        Roger

        In those 16 years we could see a 100% conservative Supreme Court!

      • November 11, 2016 at 5:55 pm
        John

        I would much rather see a Supreme Court packed with “Originalists”. Conservatives are just as prone to interpreting things “their” way as the Liberals.

  • November 10, 2016 at 10:26 pm
    Big Jim

    Skye!!…oh..ROTFLMAO..oh..oh..oh..oh..ROTFLMAO!!!

    • November 11, 2016 at 12:20 pm
      JIMV

      She desperately needs a good ride to bring her into battery.

  • November 10, 2016 at 10:28 pm
    Big Jim

    Been reading all the whimper/whine/P&M all day ystdy n today my sides are KILLING me HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

  • November 10, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    I’ve been entertaining myself with the Liberal websites for two days. Funnier than any of today’s sitcoms.
    Dick Van Dyke Show still has them beat, though. Got it on Blu-Ray.
    Libs are weird. Holding signs that say “Love trumps Hate” next to signs that say “Kill Trump”.
    And they don’t see the stupidity.

    • November 10, 2016 at 10:43 pm
      Kafiroon

      The butthurt lamenting babies are promoting assassination on twitter and Van Jones on CNN.

    • November 11, 2016 at 7:59 am
      Unca Walt

      Petercat — I saw that “Love Trumps Hate” and thought it was a PRO-Trump sign.

      Love Trumps {verb/proper noun} Hate.

      • November 11, 2016 at 12:09 pm
        PaulS

        Well read UW.

      • November 11, 2016 at 12:10 pm
        PaulS

        USA Trumps the world!

  • November 10, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    And, on a sad note, Leonard Cohen died. Suzanne is weeping, and the Traveling Lady is resting at last.

    • November 11, 2016 at 12:54 am
      Noelegy

      One amazing jam session going on in Heaven right now.

    • November 11, 2016 at 1:03 am

      Yeah, that was a sad cap to a strange day.

      • November 11, 2016 at 12:46 pm

        “People are Strange,
        When you’re a stranger…”
        For eight years now I’ve felt like a stranger in my own country.
        Welcome home, everybody!

  • November 10, 2016 at 10:44 pm
    Ozymandias

    Poor Skye.. I would cry with her, but it would only be tears of laughter.

  • November 10, 2016 at 10:49 pm
    formwiz

    To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

    Sam and Zed get it. So does Melania.

  • November 10, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    NYIAC, see you thought DT was inspired by that obscure legal precedent you dug up for him, and it turns out he’d been watching those badass Magyar people of yours…

    http://www.dw.com/en/hungary-to-build-anti-immigrant-fence-on-romanian-border/a-18716031

    Wonder what other tips they’ve got for him…?

    😉

    • November 11, 2016 at 12:43 am
      NotYetInACamp

      Not inspired, per se, but but it gave him the best sound legal reasoning for his position as opposed to all of the others who did not take the position in the case. It enabled the opinion of Americans and trump to be based in both the people and the law. I explained to the birthright citizen movement exactly what the words of the case they used meant the case meant the opposite of their loudly and publicly stated position and the press all backed them up in their wrong use of the case. Trump made his position in the first debate and then used the case to back up his position with Supreme Court legal decisions and discussion and that shut the press down when they looked it up as well as the other candidates. It was a method he used successfully all of the way to where he is now. Trump used facts to back up his positions and the positions of the American people. Mere pandering as the other candidates did was not used. I had shut down LA MECHA, La Raza, La Reconquista, Guitirrez’ [people and others in the birthright movement by pointing out that those words did not mean what they thought they meant. Shades of Inigo Montoya saying similar in the movie “The Princess Bride.” I used further ideas put forth by the US Supreme Court from the dicta of the Wong vs USA case that, with the facts and decision, completely silenced the massive birthright citizenship movement as they really feared what President elect Trump now has available to him within US law. President Trump is now in an incredibly strong position for action and negotiation in all of the matters of illegal invasion and illegal immigration (PC term) during the past decades. He will start with applying the law. Instructing the border patrol to do their proper jobs again is just a start. President trump will be empowered in this area without any change in US law. He can propose legislation to Congress, or start a national discussion on this matter. An education of many people as to what the law really is, rather than what people have demanded it to be, could bring strength to any new legislation that is passed.Getting Congress to cooperate or have many removed by votes in two years is an option that might get some cooperation.
      Hearing Trump in snips of the 1st Republican Presidential debate online make use of that same case and much of the arguments I had made online silencing the birthright crowd made me feel great. Whether he stumbled on this backing of his position, had someone research it, or the massive destruction of the US Supreme Court case death Star by me was noticed by his staff or any of the 16 USA intelligence agencies that supported him really does not matter in the fact that it was used in a manner opposite of the common Progressive changed usage. It moved him from the 1% as he claimed in his public emails this week (or 4% at the debate ?) to first place as the legal support that his position was the law, and that he knew the law, and all of the politicians knew only pandering. Without that legal correctness the press would have ridiculed him on the matter more than they did up until they understood that Trump had forcefully and correctly stated the law.

      • November 11, 2016 at 12:58 am

        Don’t doubt a bit of it, brother.

        Still think he was watching the Hungarians when they had enough.

        As for other tips, wonder if they know anything about warrioring?

        Build the wall, literal and figurative. Back it up, as required.

      • November 11, 2016 at 8:03 am
        Bill G

        I don’t know if these are actual quotes or merely observations and I’m not sure but I think it originated with Smitty at The Other McCain, but:
        Hillary: I studied Alinsky
        Trump: I studied Sun Tzu

      • November 11, 2016 at 1:14 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        I studied both, and more. 🙂 We won. Few bits of data left i used 24 GB this month

        Like the molotov cocktail story. Hungarians did do that. 🙂

      • November 11, 2016 at 12:52 pm

        Oh, yeah, the Hungarians were some pretty nasty customers in WWII. And look what they did to the Russians during the Hungarian revolt.
        “A Molotov Cocktail won’t take out a tank!”
        “Oh, yeah? Hey Earl, hold my wine and watch this!”

    • November 11, 2016 at 1:08 am
      NotYetInACamp

      Magyars have been fighting direct attacks by Muslims for over 600 years. Ottoman Turk Muslims once had over 50% of Magyar/Hungarian land conquered and under Sharia Law. It took the Poles and several Armies breaking the Ottoman siege at Vienna to allow the Magyar to drive the Muslims out over the next 150 or so years. The Muslims were not driven back to the present border of Greece and Turkey until the late 1890’s. Turkey still has eyes on Europe and has sent asymmetric armies in with the collusion of the European Commission to conquer Europe. Turks make alliances as convenient as the have since Mohamed. When they desire, Muslims will break any treaty or agreement.

      • November 11, 2016 at 1:32 am

        And the last man standing against the Nazi machine. It’s in the blood, then as now. Yes I think the Donald is a likely student of the history, the methods, and most importantly, the people.

      • November 11, 2016 at 8:52 am
        WayneM

        Hungary ended up under Soviet rule after WWII so they’ve had more than their fair share of communism and socialism. I’m surprised they haven’t outright banned such pernicious ideology.

    • November 11, 2016 at 9:25 am
      Old Codger

      Considering that Hungary, like pretty much all of Europe, is facing an outright EXISTENTIAL crisis, wall(s) would seem to be an important, and highly prudent first step. Now, If our soon-to-be new President can get the one in our southwest going, we might – MIGHT – just have a chance to turn things around. Damn I hope so!

    • November 11, 2016 at 12:45 pm
      Pamela

      What precedent and where can I read it?

      • November 11, 2016 at 6:40 pm
        Old Codger

        I suspect he’s referring to one of NYIAC’s posts from yesterday of some time earlier

  • November 10, 2016 at 11:27 pm
    silvergreycat

    Cher has a further destination in mind…*IF HE WERE TO BE ELECTED,IM MOVING TO JUPITER*…source… https://twitter.com/cher/status/610956742545911809

    • November 10, 2016 at 11:35 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      How about this one instead, from The Great One, Jackie Gleason, “To the moon, Alice, to the moon!”

    • November 10, 2016 at 11:43 pm
      Ozymandias

      Good riddance. She can take Alec Baldwin, Rosie O’Donnell, and Sean Penn along with her

    • November 11, 2016 at 1:07 am

      It appears that Ms. Cher the Spandexqueen, if not going to Canada after all, may have been told that Canada requires new immigrants to have sponsors or go back where they came from. I see no harm in that. We should do that here.

      • November 11, 2016 at 7:54 am
        MasterDiver

        We used to.

        Zar Belk!

      • November 11, 2016 at 5:40 pm
        silvergreycat

        Delilah and MasterDiver,

        This site has more details on immigrant sponsors… https://www.uscis.gov/tools/glossary/sponsor

    • November 11, 2016 at 8:04 am
      Unca Walt

      Jupiter?

      DAMN!

      That’s right on the beach about ten miles from here…

  • November 10, 2016 at 11:38 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Every meme, trope, and stereotype in this ‘toon. Well played, Chris, well played.

    If it shuts Skye up for at least a month, it’s well worth the price of admission.

  • November 11, 2016 at 12:56 am
    Pamela

    Looks like she got up on the wrong side of the bed and is really cranky.
    She needs an attitude judgement. Dunking in the stock tank for a start and then maybe a spanking from Tucker or Travis.

    • November 11, 2016 at 1:07 am

      Think she wants some Midol or something?

      • November 11, 2016 at 9:00 am
        Pamela

        Midol, Pamprin and Anaprox wouldn’t even work on her.
        She’s having a crisis of character. It’s hard, and not the good kind of hard, she’s dealing with right now.
        She backed the wrong horse in the race.
        Placed all her future “deserved” entitlements on a shot full of Dope Nag.
        Skye is realizing she had placed all her faith in a shaky illusion of reality.
        She’s looking for other sources to blame instead of looking in the mirror.

    • November 11, 2016 at 8:48 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Skye…..attitude adjustment…..
      Would that be with the large attitude adjustment tool (4×6)?
      Or the fine attitude adjustment tool (2×4)?

      • November 11, 2016 at 11:05 am
        John D. Egbert

        She could also benefit muchly from the application of a Clue-by-Four . . .

  • November 11, 2016 at 1:11 am

    Well, I need brain bleach. I’ve seen too many 5-year-old spoiled brats in adult bodies throwing temper tantrums over losing a contest. I shudder to think what it will be like if they try to enter the work force. I think the only things they’ll qualify for will be emptying wastebaskets and cleaning toilets.

    Would you like fries with that? I really do need brain bleach.

    The sight of some of them just … eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!

    • November 11, 2016 at 3:43 am
      CB

      They are mad because their side did not cheat enough to steal the election.

      They are getting up petitions to pressure the Electoral College to elect Hillary instead of Trump.

      There is also Calexit. The man behind that says his goal is not to exit the union but force it to deny the vote to small states that have no diversity.

      • November 11, 2016 at 9:08 am
        Pamela

        I think Atascadero needs to see if they are missing a few patients.
        That will never pass. Trying to subvert the outcome of an election will not get them anywhere. Like Gallagher stated many years ago.
        Living in California is like living in a bowl of granola; what ain’t fruits or nuts, is flakes.

      • November 11, 2016 at 11:11 am

        But she won the popular vote! The answer to which is:

        +/- .5%?

        Well within the margin of um, “error”. (aka y’all f’d up your double-vote, illegals-vote, dead-vote, and ghost-vote program).

        Lotta “organizers” gonna lose their jobs over that shit. They can get in line right behind the zero and the beast.

        And even that fake razor margin might not stand; current EC tally is 290 DT and 228 HC…only remaining uncounted is MI leaning Trump (+16 EC and 50K PV) and NH leaning Clinton (+4 EC and 7K PV) plus THOUSANDS of yet-uncounted overseas military votes (wonder which way that’ll lean? Heh.)

        So just shut up you whiny bitches looking for (another) reason to loot and burn. Better not burn your bridges because you ain’t got much time left with your government sponsors backing you up.

    • November 11, 2016 at 12:55 pm

      They’ve already tried.
      A bunch of unpaid interns at one company signed a petition to relax the dress code.
      They were all let go.
      Brat, meet reality.

  • November 11, 2016 at 1:29 am
    Interventor

    I’very see Pelosi before and after the man with the black bag and magic needle visited. Botox or not still hideous.

  • November 11, 2016 at 1:42 am

    Yeah, these riots tend to ask the question “What in the hell makes you think you were adult enough to have had a say in the first place?” I tend to think.

  • November 11, 2016 at 3:02 am
    Th3o

    Talk about whistling in the dark. Obama has destroyed the Democratic party. When Obama was elected his party held the Senate, the House, twenty nine Governorships and a large amount of the state senate/house’s. Now Republican’s hold the Presidency, the Senate, the House, thirty one Governors, have total control in those thirty one, and a mixture of control in what is left. Democrats are down to a few mayors and city councils in failing cities. Such failure as the republicans have mastered have rarely been seen in our nation’s history, sorry, in our nation’s herstory.

    Myself I do not really think that this is Obama’s doing. I think the excesses from PC are the author of much of this, but hey, you guys got the high priced jobs and I do not.

    Its good to know that you can whistle so cheerfully in the face of what has happened to your dreams.

    Success or failure in two years when twenty four democratic senators or up against the wall (symbol only).

    I’m sorry, I just posted the above at 538.com Just could not resist.

    • November 11, 2016 at 4:37 pm
      Interventor

      Republicans control 70 of. 99 state assemblies.

  • November 11, 2016 at 7:00 am
    Mort

    It`s Veterans Day… hope to see lots of American Flags flying;
    the more attention paid to what`s left of the “Greatest Generation”
    the better!

  • November 11, 2016 at 7:27 am
    m225

    Thank you to all the veterans of this greatest of nations, The United States of America. Thank you to all that are serving and insuring the freedoms we enjoy. To the 3% of the population who’s actions allow us to vote how and for we like, thank you.

  • November 11, 2016 at 7:48 am

    The whining is bitter, but those tears are sweet (and with lemon, makes a great tea).

  • November 11, 2016 at 8:12 am
    Bill G

    I am not going to put in here the words that are required to express my contempt for the individuals who were horrified, appalled and disgusted by the fact that Donald Trump said he would not immediately accept the result of every possible voting result if he lost and now react like this.

  • November 11, 2016 at 8:46 am
    Pamela

    Mike Rowe has some words of wisdom about the election results and licking a cat,

    https://www.facebook.com/TheRealMikeRowe/photos/a.151342491542569.29994.116999698310182/1330853343591472/?type=3&theater

    • November 11, 2016 at 9:24 am
      Bill

      Excellent piece.

  • November 11, 2016 at 9:15 am
    Bill

    Cmon. Get Skye a therapy dog.

  • November 11, 2016 at 9:36 am
    Frank

    I once won a trivia contest by explaining the origin of the term “a cup of Joe”.

    • November 11, 2016 at 10:34 am
      Chris Muir

      What is the origin of that?

      • November 11, 2016 at 12:17 pm
        jackdeth72

        Hi, Chris:

        Lovely day. Isn’t it?

        The First Rule of Communal Coffee and its Fund.

        “When you kill the Joe…. You make some mo’!”

      • November 11, 2016 at 1:03 pm
        Nom dePlume

        Naval officer strict about, ahem, beverages on board. First name Joseph. Sailors took to calling a cup of coffee, a cup of Joe. So I’ve read.

      • November 11, 2016 at 6:30 pm
        silvergreycat
      • November 11, 2016 at 7:21 pm
        Nom dePlume

        That’s what I had read.
        Did I mangle the details or what?
        (Ask me about Irish tale-telling sometime.)

      • November 11, 2016 at 6:26 pm
        silvergreycat

        Chris,

        *What is the origin of that?* Three possibilities can be found here… https://www.theroasterie.com/blog/where-did-the-term-cup-of-joe-come-from/

  • November 11, 2016 at 11:24 am
    S Hooks

    Among the blessings we’re receiving during this Presidential transition, I’d like to point out one that, while trivial, I haven’t seen any mention. At least we haven’t seen Trump repeat the stupid, juvenile tactic of Obama by having a big “Office of the President-Elect” seal on his lectern when making public addresses. 😉

  • November 11, 2016 at 12:14 pm
    jackdeth72

    Note to Skye:

    To quote Henry Cabot Henhouse III (Super Chicken)
    to his sidekick, Fred T. Lyon:

    “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it!”

    Now Cowboy the Hell Up. And make me a Sammitch!

  • November 11, 2016 at 12:41 pm
    Pamela

    In honor of Veteran’s Day and all who have served, there is a problem which needs to be rectified IMMEDIATELY. Many deployed members of the military branches have had their voting right usurped by various counties and states over the years. Requests for Absentee Ballots were “overlooked”, sent out too late and refused to be counted because there was a “missing” something or an arbitrary return by date. Or conveniently forgotten in an office or offsite warehouse until after the counting was done. Oh well, the election is over, so what difference does it make.

    • November 11, 2016 at 6:25 pm
      John

      Particularly ironic when one considers things like “early voting” and “same day registration” going on within those states.

    • November 11, 2016 at 9:59 pm
      Owen in GA

      I always took leave and drove back to the Florida panhandle to vote when I was in the Air Force after the 2000 election told me that my absentee ballot wouldn’t be counted. It was a pain, but I always did it after that. NO DEMOCRAT LAWYER WILL EVER TAKE MY VOTE AWAY AGAIN!!!!

  • November 11, 2016 at 12:59 pm
    Nom dePlume

    http://www.breitbart.com/news/how-trump-bypassed-hostile-media-to-deliver-his-message/

    At Breitbart, read the piece covering Dem-favoring cyber talent Alan Rosenblatt about how DJT used twitter et al to circumvent the MSM narrative-shaping. It’s a first order boo-hoo fest which ends with the (one more lame) attempt by Rosenblatt characterizing this Trump triumph as (wait for it) bullying! Har de har har. THE bullies are saying THAT? Rosenblatt et al are bullyingshitters. Trump is so far inside the establishment OODA loop it isn’t funny. I think “a dollar short and a day late” is the pre-Boyd way of putting it.
    President Elect Trump, Vice-President Elect Pence. I love saying that. Again, Thanks CM. And thank you commentariat.

    Thanks Veterans. Belated Happy Birthday jarheads.

  • November 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    Savor the sweet victory.
    Work is ahead.
    I used 24 GB on the net this month. I must await the new fiscal month. i must conserve the bits.

  • November 11, 2016 at 1:25 pm
    NotYetInACamp
  • November 11, 2016 at 1:54 pm
    Nom dePlume

    Look up Salena Zito
    (https://mobile.twitter.com/salenazito)
    She’s good, has been good.
    Real reporting.
    Instapundit today:

    FLASHBACK: SALENA ZITO:

    The 70-year-old Republican nominee took his time walking from the green room toward the stage. He stopped to chat with the waiters, service workers, police officers, and other convention staffers facilitating the event. There were no selfies, no glad-handing for votes, no trailing television cameras. Out of view of the press, Trump warmly greets everyone he sees, asks how they are, and, when he can, asks for their names and what they do.

    “I am blown away!” said one worker, an African American man who asked for anonymity because he wasn’t authorized to speak to the press. “The man I just saw there talking to people is nothing like what I’ve seen, day in and day out, in the news.”

    Well, the news.

    Permalink • 10:30 am by Glenn Reynolds •130

  • November 11, 2016 at 2:21 pm
    Jess Sain

    Now is not the time to make up, play nice, pedal to the metal. Kick some ass. Undo/remove every vestige of Emperor Puppethead. I for one will have no patience with snowflakes.

    • November 11, 2016 at 4:43 pm
      Nom dePlume

      Ass kicking is proceeding apparently. Squish Christie is no longer leading the transition team. Pence is. Plum Book theses days is 4,000 slots (!). Heard DJT is putting in 18 hr days.

      • November 11, 2016 at 8:17 pm
        Pamela

        The beast would not have even managed an hour before requiring an IV with joy juice in it. And a nap.

      • November 11, 2016 at 8:33 pm
        Nom dePlume

        Yep.
        Figurehead anyway.
        It would be Brussels & Moscow etc handling matters through some Soros front. Alan Sorkin could handle the pilot, blow some dust off Westwing, add in ensure and a 5th. But that just was not in the cards. If they want to keep their chops up they can simply lie about the day’s date. They lie about everything else already and they’ve got the little snowflakes and a lot of others believing their bilge.

  • November 11, 2016 at 2:30 pm
    Nom dePlume

    1. Brian Jay Sussman is an American conservative talk radio host and former meteorologist in the San Francisco Bay area. He currently hosts the Morning Show on radio station KSFO. Wikipedia

    Born: April 3, 1956 (age 60), East Los Angeles, CA
    Education: University of Missouri
    Books: Eco-Tyranny: How the Left’s Green Agenda Will Dismantle America, More

    2. Sussman turned down a Bay Area tv network to do an interview, because of their deceit.

    3. This should be good (looks hilarious)
    http://babylonbee.com/news/police-calm-millennial-protesters-handing-participation-trophies/

    4. (Sussman on Wed morning, Easy to listen online, and it’s archived:
    11/9/2016: KSFO.com is awesome this am with callers. 1st guy was PakistanĂ­ immigrant, great call.
    Left in Bay Area is throwing a fit.

  • November 11, 2016 at 4:39 pm
    Nom dePlume

    Correction: Beorn. Not Bombadil. My bad. Thanks Bob.
    Beorn’s still can’t be reached, hasn’t been at home for a while.
    Very good news for our team.
    Lousy news for the other.

  • November 11, 2016 at 4:46 pm
    Nom dePlume

    I trust President Obama has been put on a really short leash.

  • November 11, 2016 at 5:17 pm
    Nom dePlume

    You know, stone-cold ignorance, frightened-to-death, and really, really mad is a curable condition. While it persists however, it’s a hell of a ride. I’m ordering lots more participation awards right now.

  • November 11, 2016 at 6:41 pm
    Old Codger

    I figure everybody could use a chuckle or two.

    Political cartoonists around the world respond to Trump winning.
    http://tinyurl.com/libs-react

  • November 11, 2016 at 7:12 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    What little safe space we have was bought using the acts of veterans.

    Armistice Day. 11th month. 11th day. 11th hour. 11th minute. … WW 1 ended.

    Veterans Day. The recognition of all veterans.

  • November 11, 2016 at 7:13 pm
    Nom dePlume

    Here’s the sign to attach to Hillary signs:

    PARTICIPATION RECOGNITION

    2016 General Election

    “EVERBODY’S A WINNER!”

    Soften the blow you know.

    Spread it around

    Sell ’em on the web

    This has a short shelf life

    The demand should be great

  • November 11, 2016 at 7:14 pm
    GWB

    Got my menu and stuff! Woohoo!
    Thanks, Chris!

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