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  • Pamela

    “I may as well talk to the cat!”
    At least the cat will answer coherently and will not equivocate.

    • He should really say that out loud. It’s a shame that the midget brains aren’t used to someone who doesn’t suck up to them. I hope he wears them out. I sincerely hope it.

      • Pamela

        Delilah

        They haven’t been using their brains the last eight years. They’ve confused one head for another.

        • Thundercloud65

          When I was young I did not like housecats. When I got married in 82 my wife took in a kitten. I wasn’t impressed but agreed it needed a home. Kitty saw himself in a mirror. He got angry, his hair came up, and he did a slow crawl up to the mirror.

          He was about to pounce when I goosed him and said;”Hssst!” Kitty jumped straight up in the air at least a foot, spun around mid flight and landed on his feet ready to take on his attacker.

          I laughed and said; ” You’ll do cat.” Kitty sat down, looked me in the eye and blinked. That was the beginning of a wonderful relationship that was far too short. We named him Willy. Within a day or so he knew the names of all the humans in the house and our German Shepherd too. Him and the GSD turned into best buddies.

          I had lots of good conversations with Willy and he always listened. We’ve owned many good cats since. One even exceeded Willy in intelligence.

          This all brings me back to the Hildabeast and her cat Socks. She claimed she just loved that cat but every so often the MSM would screw up and release a pic that told me a far different story.

          The very minute the Clintons left the White House Hillary gave Socks away. There was no mention of it in the media. When I did a search on the net I found several articles critical of her. They claimed she used Socks as a political prop to be discarded when no longer needed.

          This past election I got back on the net and all those negative articles disappeared except for one and I had to do a DEEP search to find it. The negative articles were replaced with ones that gushed about how she just loved that cat but had to get rid of him because he would not get along with Buddy, Bill’s Lab.

          I’m no dog trainer, I’m no cat trainer, but I HAVE trained dogs and cats to get along. It takes patience and a sense of humor. The Clinton’s had access to experts but chose to discard Socks anyway.

          I love cats and dogs. My wife and I both used to dislike small dogs. That changed the day a miniature longhaired dachshund decided that we would be her new owners like it or not. The doxie turned out to be the dog version of Willy.

          Even the dumbest creatures we have taken in have far better sense and judgement than the MSM.

    • Don’tcha want to watch Tapper licking his privates in broadcast TV?

      CNN needs something to grab eyeballs, right?

      • The Catamite News Network would then resort to Anderson Cooper auto-fellating himself!

        • Old Codger

          Why would Cooper have to auto-fellate? Wouldn’t his boyfriend/companion/lover/husband do it?

          I guess I’m too old fashioned but the idea of a guy having a “husband” or a woman having a “wife” just seems wrong, somehow. Am I the only one who thinks so?

          DM, I LOVE that “Catamite News Network” (formerly Clinton News Network) term. If it’s OK with you I intend to use it elsewhere.

      • Pamela

        I know it’s DC and all, but don’t they have “No Sex in a Public Place” Laws on the books and besides, why would Tapper want to show he’s missing a few things?

      • Old Codger

        Q Why do dogs lick their balls?
        A ‘Cause they can.
        Q Why do men scratch theirs?
        A ‘Cause they can’t. 😉

    • Vince

      My cat would bitch slap Tapper and others.

      • Pamela

        I have a 16 year old female that would tear into them like mousie tartar. After offering me their heads first.

      • Old Codger

        True story: There was a rescued racing greyhound available for adoption several years back (like ’02) that the people fostering called “Horse”. That sucker’s competition weight was 110lbs (the norm for a male track dog is 65-75). The people who fostered him said he basically ignored cats and smaller dogs. One day they were walking Horse – without a muzzle since they had never observed him being aggressive – when the neighborhood feline wise ass walked up. This was a rather large cat liked to intimidate dogs and would walk up to a dog and “bap! bap!” one-two smack on the nose. The abused dog would yelp and run like hell with the cat chasing him. Anyhow this cat walked up to Horse, stood up on his hind legs (Horse was as tall at the shoulder as any great dane?) and did his “bap! bap!” trick. Before anyone – including the dumbshit cat – could react, Horse reached out and bit that cat clean in two! After that, in the category of “cat friendly”, they listed Horse as “??”. Karma can be a total stone bitch sometimes. 🙂

    • Lucius Severus Pertinax

      Cats never equivocate.
      ..if they don’t like you, you KNOW it!
      ..if they DO like you, you know THAT, too!

      • Pamela

        All three of mine meow at me. From what I have read, when they do that to a human, they consider you to be part of their pack and a large cat.

  • Steve_1066

    On one hand it is going to be an interesting 8 years AND on the other hand a very long and HARD 8 years! The fools and a person who has little tolerance of the same, who will survive?

  • WayneM

    This stuff is like showers of gold, isn’t it? The puns just write themselves!!

    What amazes me is how the Clinton News Network and Buzzard Food are making claims about publishing so the “people can decide for themselves” and then running with troll news from 4Chan. Bwahahahaha!!!

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      If the DemSM were SOOOOOO concerned about “people can decide for themselves”, they would vette, research, report and disseminate ALL the news, instead of their biased agenda. But liars gonna lie.

      I just wish they would all hurry up, go bankrupt, and die.

      • Well, you see, Woodman, the midget-brained media are trying desperately to be ‘relevant’, ‘important’, and – oh, what WAS that word? Oh, yeah: INTELLIGENT.

        Epic fail for them.

    • Bill G

      If they were interested in letting the people decide for themselves they would have reported on all the Obola/Hildabeast news, and no one would even think of trying this “Eight Years And No Scandals” lie.

      • WayneM

        Perhaps the most relevant part of Streep’s kvetch was the need for principled media. Of course, that isn’t what Streep actually wants; she wants one-sided reporting… which is why her whining is soooo ironic…

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    I was listening to replays of this all afternoon. ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!!
    “No”, “Fake news” “Don’t interrupt” “You’re being rude”.

    How dare the servant of the people, the most powerful elected official in the world, not take commands from the Master Media?

    • The kids are not in charge, Woodie.

  • tee_eff_em

    …um…are Sam & Naomi having naked time together…?

    (I’ll be in my bunk)

    • Noelegy

      Was that a Jayne quote?

      • JSStryker

        Yes

        • jackdeth72

          *Ahem*

          “I’ll be in my bunk.”

          And a “Kaylee~ism”:

          “Have Good Sex!”

    • GWB

      Sadly, no.
      But, they are wearing the same boots!

  • KenH

    Watching them get crushed to a pulp , then fed through a shredder was beyond sweet. They still don’t get it. They might have a clue when they try to waltz into the White House and get snatched and escorted out, since all their credentials and clearances are now VOIDED and subject to review
    NOT BUSINESS AS USUAL
    Were you retard in the Ministry not paying attention?

    • Noelegy

      Exactly. Press access is a privilege, not a right.

  • Swansonic

    One of the news clips from the farewell blather has BHO saying that the country is better off now than when he came into office.

    In the respect that now we have a much brighter future I agree with him.

    Watching the Drive-By media have conniption fits along the way just adds to the fun.

    Now, on to the serious work…..

    • Well, it IS better off now. He’s leaving, and no one is really paying any attention.

    • NotYetInACamp

      A war when attacked has been know to revitalize the society that fights back and that does what is necessary to win.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Schadenfraude, sweet schadenfraude…such music to my ears, such joy in your tears.

  • Kafiroon

    This is where the country gets lost in the “blizzard”.
    The mindless media jumps on an invented “story” and then demands answers. Since the subje… victim, of the “story” has no knowledge or denies the “story”, the rest of the blathering news nobodies start in on the snow job and the country devolves into useless incriminations. Meanwhile the country is being invaded and our society/culture being destroyed.

  • I gave up TV a few years ago because the expense was almost not worth it. It’s difficult for me to watch adults wetting their pants over a moron. I still haven’t figured that out.
    And today, I was out all afternoon running errands ahead of the rain now wisping its way to the ground, to freeze tonight. and I realized that there is no ripple effect of bodaphone leaving – none at all. Once he’s gone, he’s irrelevant. After all, how many rounds of golf can you play, for Pete’s sake?

    This whole media surging thingy has been a very last ditch (very wide ditch, too) effort to trip the Trump, and it isn’t working. He found his feet very quickly when the electoral votes began piling up, and has had them firmly planted ever since. Gee, the twits in the press boxes will be even more unhappy when he doesn’t knuckle under to their bullying. They’ll be unable to make up more fantasy stories about anything because they are irrelevant. The kids are no longer in control.

    You go, Don! Give ’em Hell, and lots of it!

    • Pamela

      I think we need to stock up on popcorn, snacks and adult beverages of choice. It’s going to be fun watching them twist themselves into knots.

      • Yes, it will. The children aren’t used to being told ‘N-O, NO!’

        I’d like to see one of these male ‘reporters’ reduced to tears. I really would

        I do expect to see a lot more tabloid reporting from the nosebleed section. If they’re dumb enough to fall for a complete fabrication by 4Chan, they are truly dumber than a box of bent screws.

        What? I can dream, can’t I?

  • The_Basseteer

    In its haste to be first with a story the media has stepped in it one more time by not investigating the leads before they report on them. I’m wondering if someone isn’t feeding these half stories to the media but with that one loose thread that if pulled completely unravels. This sort of reminds me of the days of Don Segretti, CREEP and “Rat Fucking.”

    • MasterDiver

      Pogo stick, meet minefield.

      Zar Belk!

  • eon

    The news media today falls into the category my sainted mother used to refer to as “the stupidest people God ever let breathe”.

    Of course, they hailed all of The One’s malapropisms as “at last, someone ARTICULATE!”

    Mr. Ali Bayan from Egypt made more sense, and he was stark raving mad;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEYcJ1r9Buc

    clear ether

    eon

  • Atweber

    Got my cool stuff today Chris. Thanks. Love it.

  • Speaking of breathing, how is it they can remember to? These leftists are either too stupid to be allowed to live, or so evil and dedicated that truth means absolutely nothing to them. Or the combination of the truth being so ineffable to them that lies ARE their truth.

    • John M.

      How do the remember to breathe? Haven’t you seen those headsets they wear? There is a subliminal “Breathe in… Breathe out…” on them at all times!

      • John M.

        …THEY remember…

  • Pete231

    There’s a new Sheriff in town and he’s here to clear all the camp followers & carpetbaggers out of our House. Loved his response to the screaming CNN twat this morn by calling him “Fake News”. He should hire Seinfeld’s “Soup Nazi” as his press secretary to do the morning briefings in the WH press room. I’d pay good cash Yankee money to see him whack the lame stream door knobs with his ladle. Now, that’s entertainment…….

  • Bill G

    I wonder if it’s coyotes or feds shooting.

  • Bill G

    As an aside, will the media try to get the germaphobe comment go viral?

  • Tony

    Looks like I sponsored a good one – great job, Chris!

  • PaulS

    It’s like watching a Beagle* doing calculus.

    Speaking of germophobe, didn’t some libwhackball go around licking doorknobs?

    *I Love Beagles, they just aren’t particularly bright.

    • The 300

      Dan Savage went around licking doorknobs at Gary Bauer’s campaign headquarters. He justified biological warfare, illegal under the Geneva Conventions by saying Bauer deserved it for saying our society was at risk if we allowed gay marriage. So, just another self righteous lefty war criminal.

  • Hate Germans. admit they are weird, hate them, no.

    • MasterDiver

      They may be weird, but they got us to the Moon!

      Now we need to go back, and on to Mars!

      Zar Belk!

  • NancyGee

    The thing that really bothers me about this whole kerfuffle is that it is now obvious that the CIA is as politicized as the FBI has been shown to be. I suppose it’s a Very Good Thing that Trump can fire all of them and start over again, but that’s a little frightening, too — that whole vacuum in intelligence thing. Oh well — even with a huge staff lay-off at both agencies, could they really be doing a worse job than they’ve been doing the last few years? I’m not concerned about the media too much. The election proved a majority of the American people don’t pay any attention to them at all, and they’ll all be bankrupt and out of business real soon now any way.

    • John

      That’s my concern, throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
      There is one consolation. The massive turnover will serve as a warning to those who seek to serve Masters and not the People.

  • Dread

    The little CNN moron had the gall to try to lecture the president elect about appropriateness, at the president elect’s hosted press conference? I’m trying to figure out the formula that relates their degree of self importance to their degree of irrelevance.

  • Bill G

    After eight years of swooning sycophancy the individual members of the DMC are now scrambling to be the first with the worst.
    We can expect a continuing stream of yellow journalism as they piss themselves in the haste to publish.

    • AHA!!!! THAT’S why they picked Golden Showers for a story!!!!

  • SFCGator

    Bwahahahah, that last panel almost made me blow coffee through my nose. That could make a great poster, Chris.

  • JTC

    The ultimate irony is that more than anything else* the lamestream is what got us to this point. Keep it up, bitches!

    *And that is saying a lot considering the contributions of the current RIR (racist in residence), the crop of RINOS running and rooting against us, the sickening sycophants of hollyweird, the Big Money and its hirelings, the ignorant 47% of sheeple, the Daring Deplorables…and The Donald himself. But all of that combined would not have been enough without The News…or should we now call that The Noose, in honor of the one they strung around their own damn ignorant socialist necks?

  • JTC

    “This is better than the MMA.”

    You mean like, B-Ball? ‘Cuz currently, it appears than a frickin’ Orlando basketball player is the baddest dude in the UFC (or so says McGregor). 🙂

  • Pamela

    Once the Dawgs are done dealing with their quarry, is there a bounty to be collected?

  • Grape

    Only for the pelts which are presently out of season. The heads are worthless.

  • JTC

    Outstanding WSJ synopsis on our boys pressie yesterday and on the phenomenon that is DJT himself, can’t get the link to work, I will post it later for those that can’t find it.

  • Old Codger

    I watched part of the news conference (came in too late to hear what he wants to do about Obozocare) and really enjoyed Trump working the room. Have to admit he didn’t look very “presidential”; which IMHO was all to the good! One thing, though, there was absolutely NO question who was in charge. It’s no wonder the press weenies got their noses out of joint. They’re accustomed to running things in a press conference. That was NOT the case in the one I watched.

    Watching that press conference gave me hope for meaningful change in Mordor on the Potomac.

  • I’m waiting for the dizzy members of ‘the Press’ (not what I would call them) to focus on Mrs. T’s clothes and shoes and handbags, instead of on important subjects.
    What did you have for dinner last night?
    Food.
    Oh, well, what did you wear to dinner?
    Clothing.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Too late. I made that mistake once. She did not want to do what needed to be done. No open door, so she shredded the screen and went out that way.
      Not to be repeated.

      • NotYetInACamp

        I find inspiration in what the mellowest cat in the world was able to do when she thought it was needed.

        • Pamela

          I like the fact she is a firearms instructor

    • Mort

      Many cats have had me…a few, liked me, a few, I liked…all different.
      Cats own themselves…I once came upon a mother cat, eating the forth
      of her six kittens….I walked away.
      Once a cat and I were looking at each other, when she launched her self
      at my eye, I dodged….didn`t dwell on it. (missed me)
      Still, cats are like people, you think you know them, but, ….
      My dogs, different; they love you no matter what you do, when
      you come home, they greet you like they thought you would
      not be coming back!
      A cat I had once, raised it`s head, when I got back from a long
      trip, looked up, and said ” oh, it`s you”….. that pretty settled it
      for me.
      I still like cats though, they don`t take shit, kinda like the human
      spirit that settled the US.

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