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  • March 13, 2021 at 12:24 am
    Too Tall

    Sam and the girls continue to make Tucker’s job more difficult.

    I wonder what possible FEDERAL offense Xir Diaz-Jones has slandered Sam with?

    Jurisdiction matters.

    I expect the FBI MRAP is about to be towed away and impounded for an amazing number of environmental, safety, and parking violations.

    Then there is R200. Wouldn’t be surprised if Javier has recently updated his programming regarding protecting Sam, Mari, and especially Kiko. A “fate worse than death” has a whole new meaning for a thirteen year old young man blinded by science than it does for a nine year old boy.

    Need more popcorn.

  • March 13, 2021 at 12:25 am
    Buck

    When you point that finger at me yea got three more fingers pointin’ back at you –

  • March 13, 2021 at 1:11 am
    Fox2!

    Has our favorite Sabra managed to get her hands on a fully operational Hip or Hind yet?

  • March 13, 2021 at 1:37 am
    DogByte6RER

    Famous But Incompetent colluding with the snitch witch …

    • March 13, 2021 at 5:07 am
      TBeholder

      See, that’s what puzzles me in the American political system. Isn’t she supposed to only use them for spying on her opponent? Is she more important than Obama?

    • March 13, 2021 at 6:50 pm
      JTC

      Famous But Infamous

  • March 13, 2021 at 2:05 am
    PaulS

    F’n Bureaucratic Imbeciles!

  • March 13, 2021 at 2:06 am
    epador

    I can only see Donald Sutherland at end of invasion of the Body Snatchers. This is a very bodified snatch, invading on Red’s personal space. What would the Ahnold say making a low pass on that?

    • March 13, 2021 at 9:07 am
      GWB

      Even a robot wouldn’t make a pass at that.

  • March 13, 2021 at 2:21 am
    Mike-SMO

    Get used to it. The Feebs have never worked for “The People”, and now they don’t even have to pretend. New world, Kiddies. Brought to you by the Cowards and Sell-outs of the GOP. And you’all thought that the “Uniparty” was just a paranoid myth. Coming to your door, next. And none of us got a blow-up Jo-Doll in our closets.

    INCOMING!

  • March 13, 2021 at 2:26 am
    Pamela

    Is there a drug sniffing Dawg in the area? That heifer needs a head to tail sniff test

    • March 13, 2021 at 8:21 am
      Wood

      Not it!

  • March 13, 2021 at 2:56 am

    Pam, I would not do that to an innocent dog… ‘Toli got any Hellfires on that biz-jet, Chris?

    • March 13, 2021 at 12:07 pm
      Pamela

      Imagine the reaction from the fibbies were the Dawgs to suddenly go bonkers around it. Multiple hits for various substances. Seem the Heifer runs a LAB outside of town with all sorts of illegal crap.

      The question for the fibbies is do they go after Sam for running against the heifer in the election, and the others for being with Sam; or the Heifer for a making their Dawgs go bat guano crazy? It’s a balance sheet thing. High Value Naughty Drugs and all that undeclared CASH would go a long way towards Promotions.

  • March 13, 2021 at 2:58 am
    Halley

    Feminazis have always been muderously jealous of the hot girls. It’s what they base their ideology of hate on.

  • March 13, 2021 at 3:56 am
    Mike-SMO

    Hellfires?! This is table stakes, no limit. Play what you got. Ain’t penny-ante.

    Ain’t no cartoon either. Read up on what they plan to do, as they did in “Rodina” and the Black Earth of the Ukraine as well as in China and Cambodia.

    Real world: Now, all they have to worry about is some baba wailing about Armenia. As “The real Joe” said, “Just a statistic.” “Then, it will be different this time.”

    Translation: “Lock and Load”. Donny folded, but the game ain’t over.

    Who has the cards?

  • March 13, 2021 at 3:58 am
    Mike-SMO

    Just a thing. I get “You are posting too fast”.

    It is an old browser. Tough! Deal!

  • March 13, 2021 at 6:59 am
    James/G

    Well, that is one of the DNC/PLD’s favorite campaign stratagems, slinging mud and character assassination. Usually done through a proxy though, so as to avoid being called out for bringing charges against your opponent just to win the election. I think that happened a few times back in the late 19th-early 20th centuries…

    • March 13, 2021 at 8:31 am

      Harry Reid on the lie about Romney’s taxes; “We won, didn’t we?”

    • March 13, 2021 at 6:55 pm
      JTC

      You misspelled “proxy”.

      It’s “media”.

    • March 13, 2021 at 6:57 pm
      JTC

      You misspelled “proxy”.

      It’s “media”.

      There ya go.

      • March 13, 2021 at 6:59 pm
        JTC

        Shit, another double- tap , this one due to the lovely too-fast admonition…

        Oh well good practice, might have to be doing some double-tapping coming up.

  • March 13, 2021 at 8:08 am
    My Way Or -->

    Somewhere in here, we really need the ghost of the late Jack Webb to show up and tell these feeble “Feebies” to knock it off and get ‘just the facts’. They seem to have no grip on that (in this story).

    But then, the scum always floats to the top, doesn’t it?

  • March 13, 2021 at 9:09 am
    GWB

    Uh oh. This is about to get uglyier.

  • March 13, 2021 at 3:52 pm
    James Gemind

    #1. Need a Female Agent to search Sam.

    #2. Need a Female Agent to search Kiko and Mari.

    #3. Before any such searches can even be attempted, Sam and the Girls must be read their rights, and it must be determined that they understand their rights. This was determined by the actions of that cowardly, back-stabbing Orange County(FL) Sheriff who threw a couple of his deputies under the bus last year, when he refused to back their actions with a fat loud woman who refused to shut off her car and step out when told to by them five times(minimum), then tried to roll her car window up on one’s arm.

    So, those two Agents have to explain themselves fully, and wait for a CIS-Female Agent before they do anything. Forget Zed and Naomi and their shooting abilities. Javier’s Grampa has about a thousand $2k/Hour Lawyers on retainer who just live for this sort of thing. To paraphrase a line from Monster Hunter Chad Gardenier, ‘Beat on me? I’ll beat on you with Lawyers! It’ll hurt more and longer.’

    • March 14, 2021 at 12:02 am
      JTC

      Well I identify as an xgender agent so I can handle all of that, 3. first then 1. might have to defer on 2.

      Fuck lawyers those slime balls are what got us into this shit! M’er F’ers beat on me I’m killing one or a dozen and the Don can keep his $2K.

  • March 13, 2021 at 4:29 pm
    Kafiroon

    UGgaly to FiBBIES:
    “Arrest that person, she is a real female and didn’t correctly use my pronouns!”

    • March 13, 2021 at 7:13 pm
      Pamela

      Words of the Thousand Cuts…It should be in the ICU doped out of Its fricking mind.

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