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  • November 16, 2018 at 12:13 am
    Jake Stryker

    Awesome! First!!

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  • November 16, 2018 at 12:21 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Great idea! But Sam, you need to stand clear. About 100 yards clear, with a Claymore that huge. The backblast can be as deadly as the forward blast and pellets. (BTW, who’s got the “clacker”?)
    Yes, I know it’s Jo, transmogrified. But knowing what little I know, I’d be running for the tall timber. And in the flatlands of Texas, that could be a long ways off.
    But these PantyFa idjits, they don’t know no better. SO LET THE ASSWHOOPING BEGIN!

    (Anybody got video rolling on this?)

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  • November 16, 2018 at 12:33 am
    Epador
    • November 16, 2018 at 12:42 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Me like.

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      • November 16, 2018 at 1:33 am
        JSStryker

        Me too! I wonder if they will make a home defense version? 😀

      • November 16, 2018 at 2:18 am
        James Gemind

        Look for a company called ‘Evike’ online. They do Paintball and Airsoft, including replica gear for people to re-enactment airsoft/milsim battles. They have liquid fill landmines(Use Hot sauce as a cheap teargas)and a paintball Claymore that launches about thirty .68 caliber paintballs by means of a .22 caliber blank round(Used in Nail guns for construction. Just check your local laws as to what you can put out…

      • November 16, 2018 at 5:57 am
        kadaka

        I tried looking when you mentioned that earlier. They list a discontinued CO2-powered version, current ones are spring-loaded only, wouldn’t hurt a mouse.

        https://www.evike.com/search/?search_in_description=1&sort=3a&keywords=claymore&x=0&y=0

      • November 16, 2018 at 12:30 pm
        MasterDiver

        A coffee can, some black powder, a couple tubes of BBs. Bury in the ground at a 45 deg angle, use a model rocket igniter and launch controller to detonate. BOOM! Instant canister round!

        Zar Belk!

      • November 16, 2018 at 2:14 pm

        Careful MD, that simple recipe could get you flagged or worse.

  • November 16, 2018 at 12:34 am
    Delilah T

    Oooo! Spray or pray or both? Dusty death? Or soap and water?

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  • November 16, 2018 at 12:45 am
    Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

    Self clacking?

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  • November 16, 2018 at 12:54 am

    Well then I reckon she/it can shape shift any which way. Does present some logistical problems though…I mean if it blows are all the little pieces capable of morphing again on their own? Does shrapnel her hitting pantis turn into them? Inquiring minds.

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    • November 16, 2018 at 1:37 am
      JSStryker

      Maybe she is going to use all the crud on the ground the pantywaists threw in their direction?

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  • November 16, 2018 at 1:02 am
    Calvin

    The instructions seem pretty clear…

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  • November 16, 2018 at 1:09 am
    Too Tall

    Chris,

    Can we get one of those included in the swag for next year’s fund raiser?

    That would be one awesome lawn ornament.

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    • November 16, 2018 at 1:11 am
      Too Tall

      It would look really nice next to the pink VAG in the driveway.

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  • November 16, 2018 at 1:15 am

    I was going to mention the backblast from a claymore, but that’s already been said. As has multiple Jo’s from particle impacts.

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  • November 16, 2018 at 1:16 am
    John M.

    Interesting thought – Jo would really have to pull herself together after going off like that…

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  • November 16, 2018 at 1:33 am
    WayneM

    Things is gonna get messy! PantiFa will be filling their pants…

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  • November 16, 2018 at 1:34 am
    TomZ

    How many of them would know what a claymore is?
    There is all of the shrapnel that they have been throwing that Jo could project outwards and not loose any of her mass.

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  • November 16, 2018 at 3:09 am
    Pete231

    Never would’ve lost ‘Nam with C’Mores of that caliber……..

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    • November 16, 2018 at 5:06 am
      John

      As a not quite modern US Army issue pack mule (read straight leg infantry) I can assure you you will need some kind of vehicular assist to lug a real claymore that size without a rather large crew, and given the bulk and weight it would not be particularly effective. Lots of regular ones do a much better job. Ever hear of a daisy chain? See that funny little structure on the top? To make a daisy chain you insert Det Cord in each side and run it to the appropriately spaced adjoining claymores. It’s the mechanism of what we called an Automatic Ambush.
      Of course the oversized claymore is a joke. Exploding Jo would be a real loss for the Light Side and I doubt Sam brought an appropriately deep foxhole with her.

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    • November 16, 2018 at 8:53 am
      Mike Seden

      I’m of the mind we had it won in ’73 and the back stabbing politicians lost it for us…

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      • November 16, 2018 at 10:51 am
        Arkelk

        I think you’re right. I’ve never particularly trusted the press/media–or politicians–ever since.

      • November 16, 2018 at 12:12 pm

        The individuals responsible for that embarrassment *are* the politicians and press/media of now, not to mention crawling the halls of academia and backing these pantifas, blms, etc.

      • November 16, 2018 at 2:21 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        The USA defeated the enemy during the TET Offensive. The North Vietnamese were ready to surrender.
        Then the Press and Walter Cronkite announced that WE had been thoroughly defeated by the “unexpected” attack. The Press said that it showed that the USA could not protect South Vietnam.
        We had won. They had thrown their best against the USA hoping to creat another Dien Bien Phu (whatever) like they did to the French. The USA smacked them silly.
        President Trump recently had the honor of presenting tthe Congressional Medal of Honor to a Sergeant who took over command after the Captain was no onger able to perform and commanded the several days of the attack of his people during the taking of invaders of Hue City in Vietnam.The Sergeant was hit often and saved many of his men’s lives that way and by getting under open fire to take out the enemy on several occasions. He is about 85, in great shape, works out. And gives advice to new recruits and others at the nearby base. A Marine.

        … President Donald Trump awarded the Medal of Honor to Sergeant Major John L. Canley, United States Marine Corps (Retired), for conspicuous gallantry.
        https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/10/17/president-trump-awards-medal-of-honor-to-sergeant-major-john-l-canley-usmc/

        Our leftist Press lost the war.

      • November 17, 2018 at 1:10 am
        NotYetInACamp

        Correction: The President had the honor to be able to present the Medal of Honor to Sergeant Major John L. Caney.
        That makes sense now.
        The place was full of top brass former and present, as well as many who were at or participated in the Battle for Hue City, who were the important people there along with the Sergeant Major.

  • November 16, 2018 at 4:42 am

    No, Jo, it’s “firing at assholes”. 😉

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  • November 16, 2018 at 5:56 am
    Bill

    Freezing cold in this part of Texas right now. Soak em down with soap and water and let em freeze.

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  • November 16, 2018 at 6:16 am
    eon

    Actually, with Jo’s level of tech it’s probably not a claymore. More like an Active Denial System;

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System

    Of course, considering that it’s Jo, it might be putting out a bit more than 30 kW at 95 GHz.

    If the snow-covered ground starts steaming, you’ll know.

    clear ether

    eon

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    • November 16, 2018 at 12:26 pm

      Call it what it is, the Heat Ray! And I’d say crank that mother up, but can you imagine the mediot respons to its use on their pantipeople? Which of course is why it hasn’t and won’t be employed. Yeah, that goes for claymores too I guess. 🙁

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      • November 16, 2018 at 1:48 pm
        Warhorse

        Crank it up high enough and there won’t be any evidence that there was ever a problem in the first place. Just sayin’ … But really, there’s no need to get kinetic with this lot. Just borrow a trick from “A Small Colonial War” (Robert Frezza) and hose them down with skunk oil …

  • November 16, 2018 at 7:01 am
    Bill G

    Anyone with a mentation level above that of a Zabriskan Fontema would look at that, assume it to be a weapon of unknown capability and effect, and initiate a GTFO maneuver.
    Alas for them, those signing up to be Soros’ cannon fodder lack that level of acuity.
    As an aside, I wonder if Javier could hack into Soros’ communications enough to find out who and how he gives orders …

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    • November 16, 2018 at 1:50 pm
      Warhorse

      *Shrug* They’re Red Guards, and doomed to the same fate.

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  • November 16, 2018 at 7:34 am
    Tagg

    Joe should morph into Hillary Clinton. The the antifa would all be stuck to her ie. the tongue to frozen flag pole effect. Only in this instance it would be to her arse. Where it goes from there some one else will gave to dream up. Im preoccupied giggling at the aforementioned vision.

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    • November 16, 2018 at 2:28 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Um. Jo would have had to touch that filth to be able to do that. I would not want to put her through that. Some things are inhumane to have a robot do. Even a willing robot.
      She seems to have it taken care of. As Jo said “Fire in the hole, Sam.”

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  • November 16, 2018 at 8:08 am
    Delilah T

    Roadside IED that size – the canister is Jo.

    The contents are – well, questionable? Debatable? Solid! Nicely done, CM.

    More cowbell!!

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  • November 16, 2018 at 8:16 am
    Robert Megee

    I wonder if the “blorp” has the same meaning here as it does in the “Thatababy” cartoon?

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  • November 16, 2018 at 8:17 am
    GWB

    Question: When did Jo ever encounter a claymore, so that she would have the necessary knowledge to turn into one?
    The answer is probably scary.

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    • November 16, 2018 at 8:31 am
      kadaka

      I’m pretty sure Jo has internet connectivity. Claymores are on Wikipedia, etc.

      Although for a wide-sweeping weapon, it’d be cool if she became a BFG-9000.

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  • November 16, 2018 at 9:10 am
    sgtcpt

    My primary MOS was combat engineer, i.e. infantry that can do math. We spent many a happy hour on demo ranges constructing improvised claymores in various sizes and configurations up to using 55 gal drum lids as the base. Happy times.

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    • November 16, 2018 at 12:18 pm

      Conjures up some vicarious happy times for me too just reading that sgtcap, thank you for your contributions then and now.

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    • November 16, 2018 at 12:35 pm
      MasterDiver

      ZAR BELK!!!

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  • November 16, 2018 at 11:00 am
    Spin Drift

    Click button, wait for flash.

    Spin
    Say Cheese!

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  • November 16, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    Chris, sorry to go OT (again) but just as the pantifa is one of the tentacles of Cthulhu, this represents perfectly one of the others that DJT has directly and correctly named an enemy of the people:

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/judge-white-house-must-immediately-return-press-credentials-of-cnns-jim-acosta/ar-BBPMb5X

    If this pos wasn’t one of them that vid would have resulted in criminal charges, loss of employment, and multiple lawsuits by now.

    I hope prez will just let him sit there, ignore him, look right through him, not mention him and never call on him…might even be better than banning him.

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    • November 16, 2018 at 1:34 pm
      John

      The wonderful thing will be when Acosta starts shouting when he doesn’t get the mike.
      I want to see the video where he’s forcefully removed for disrupting the press conference.

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      • November 16, 2018 at 2:30 pm

        Not just yelling but going for the mike…maybe when he tackles the girl and pries it from her hands they can’t deny the assault charge…pfft, who am I kidding of course they will…lie,deny,lie,deny,repeat,repeat,repeat.

      • November 17, 2018 at 10:26 am
        GWB

        But the video of the Secret Service tasing him will be glorious.

    • November 16, 2018 at 1:41 pm
      Old Codger

      Simple solution; Give Acosta back his credentials and then never call on him again! Ignore him completely. If he gets the mike simply ignore him. If he continues to act up, Miss Sarah can shut down the proceedings, citing some sort of noise problem. Whoever gives him the mike gets put on the “ignore” list. There is also the solution of simply not having pressers until Acosta gives up his credentials.

      Or the Prez could quietly refuse to comply with the order. What could/would be the consequences for that? Where does the judiciary derive the power to order such a thing? And, am I confused or wasn’t that judge appointed by the current administration? Whoever recommended that guy for judge ought to be given his/her walking papers immediately – if not sooner!

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      • November 16, 2018 at 11:15 pm
        Kafiroon

        The recommender was given walking papers some time ago. I like the idea Ace expressed. Let Acoster lecture on and use up all the time. Thus denying anyone else any opportunity. Do that a few times and everyone else will be screaming for him to STFU.

    • November 16, 2018 at 2:33 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Move the White House Press Corp out of the Presidents home and abode. The President should not suffer the disruption they have become.
      I believe that press room used to be the inside pool. I wonder if Marilyn Monroe swam in it? Acosta there now. What a come down in quality of people there now.

      /petition/move-white-house-press-corps-some-nearby-building-d-c-where-it-can-have-more-room-and-reduce-w-h-disruption

      https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/move-white-house-press-corps-some-nearby-building-d-c-where-it-can-have-more-room-and-reduce-w-h-disruption

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  • November 16, 2018 at 4:45 pm
    James Gemind

    Time to Shout Triumph to Sinn Fein and become a Provo…

    I will shortly have an AR lower receiver, and in a month or two, have the upper I want. I will let you know when, Chris, and we can go shoot some feral hogs. Won’t be Antifa, but it will be good practice on restoring ecological balance… 😉

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    • November 16, 2018 at 8:36 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      JG,
      What caliber? 5.56/.223?

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  • November 16, 2018 at 10:18 pm
    JRKVN48

    We have had “Difference of opinion” between the Courts and the Presidents office before….

    “John Marshall has made his decision; now let him enforce it.” Quote by Andrew Jackson….

    But I also agree that if Whats his name from CNN comes back…he is ignored — if the Press try to say anything….ignore them also…and remodel the White House and put the Press Corp in another Building…say Do we know where the OUTSIDE Bathrooms were…sounds like a good spot….

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