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  • May 15, 2019 at 12:11 am
    Too Tall

    Skye, and her fellow traveler Alyssa Milano have yet to figure out that as far as real men are concerned:

    A sex strike by feminist women is like a kale shortage at a vegan restaurant.

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    • May 15, 2019 at 12:16 am
      Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

      Right. How can you withhold what no one wants?

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    • May 15, 2019 at 12:32 am
      interventor

      Someone inform Dave, Alyssa’s husband, he’s been replaced by a vibrator.

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      • May 15, 2019 at 3:22 pm
        John

        Unless he’s brain dead already (a distinct possibility), he’s known that for a long time.

    • May 15, 2019 at 1:45 am
      kadaka

      It was pretty stupid to begin with, women can easily have sex without risking pregnancy, absolutely zero chance of it, by working together. I’ve seen the pics.

      But she did get some good marketing out of it: Alyssa Milano Launches Line Of Purity Rings

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      • May 15, 2019 at 5:56 am
        Bill G

        Love that Babylon Bee.

    • May 15, 2019 at 6:56 am
      MasterDiver

      Are you sure you don’t mean a kale shortage at a Steak house?

      Zar Belk!

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      • May 15, 2019 at 7:25 am
        PaulS

        That’s what I was thinking. 😉
        Or just a Kale shortage, period. LOL

      • May 15, 2019 at 8:07 am
        Norm

        I kinda like kale. It’s like spinach with a little more attitude.

  • May 15, 2019 at 12:15 am
    Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

    At least Sam knows she’s good for something, even if it is sammiches.
    A happy wife and mother, feeding her husband, makes for a happy husband and father. And together, they make a happy family. Ain’t life grand?

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    • May 15, 2019 at 7:00 am
      MasterDiver

      Yes it is. Celebrating 37 wonderful years with my Lady. Thank you Pat, I love you!

      Zar Belk!

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      • May 15, 2019 at 7:33 am
        PaulS

        Excellent! My wife surprised me with an entry to the 20th anniversary of our first (the first) long range BoomerShoot. Whatagal! Fun was had by all. Grown a bit from the first 5 of us, but the best bunch of strangers you could hope for. 🙂

  • May 15, 2019 at 12:24 am
    James F Gemind

    I want to know who was so crass as to unfriend one of the girls?

    Rampant Jealousy is what it is!

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    • May 15, 2019 at 11:41 am
      Pamela

      Could be the little Vermicious Knid is jealous or the FB friend is really a 30 year old skezzer in a basement someplace. I’d say check the “friend” out. The Jo from there.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Nothing like a Daddy’s Hug app to make everything else alright.

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    • May 15, 2019 at 12:33 am

      The curative power works both ways too; I miss them so much.

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      • May 15, 2019 at 7:21 am
        gafling

        Gonna be lots of ‘curative power’ around here for the next several months … middle son and family as well as youngest son and family are moving back home while transitioning to new employment. Doubling the dog count, adding in two cats, and of course two more full-grown women is gonna make for some interesting times coming up. Of course the very young grandkids underfoot will help remind us all of why we are here. I’m off to download the ‘Hugs’ app …

      • May 15, 2019 at 11:43 am
        Pamela

        Please tell me you have a Work Shop close by…

      • May 15, 2019 at 12:13 pm
        gafling

        LOL !! … apparently I am on my own but my better half has moved up the delivery date for her ‘she shed’ out back.

  • May 15, 2019 at 12:43 am

    What was it Napoleon said…never interrupt the enemy when he is destroying himself, or something like that.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/americas-largest-cities-drowning-in-debt-with-chicago-leading-the-way-study-finds/ar-AABmpqU?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=mailsignout

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    • May 15, 2019 at 1:18 am

      And it IS working a treat. They’re turning on each other to the tune of “Save My Own Ass”…

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    • May 15, 2019 at 10:22 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      See. The Cloward-Piven strategy works. Like in ancient times, sending masses of useless people into towns they wish to destroy sucks out too many of the resources, thus making the town ready for the next step in conquest or Marxist Theory, or whatever it’s’ called these days.
      an aunt was New York Mayor Dinkins welfare (Human services) director during that phase of the Cloward-Piven attack on NYC. NYC was almost bankrupted. Then America’s mayor came along and dset the people straight again for a while. They became fiscally sound enough for today’s NYC Communist candidate for President mayor could rifle the city’s assets for no long term benefit, except maybe his candidacy.
      Those cities all used Cloward-Piven against themselves.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 1:07 am
    T Paul

    Aw! How sweet!

    Make the girl feel special, Daddy. Take her hunting. There’s nothing like taking down a feral hog to help you get over being shaded on FB.

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    • May 15, 2019 at 1:16 am

      Excellent idea! AND, it changes some perspective.

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      • May 15, 2019 at 1:29 am
        Viking-Piper

        A feral hog if properly BBQ’d with a S&P rub at a low smoke temp can be quite tender.
        As can a Daddies hug.
        Less the spice rub and cooking of course.

  • May 15, 2019 at 1:18 am
    Pamela

    The Daddy App is unhackable and can’t be corrupted

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  • May 15, 2019 at 2:13 am
    DogByte6RER

    Supply and demand. If there is no demand for your supply, then your supply is worthless.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 3:00 am
    canuck49

    The hardest thing about being the father of girls is knowing when to be the tough guy and when to be the bag of moosh.

    I had to be both once, when I ran an asshole boyfriend off the property with a shovel and then had to console my daughter right after.

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    • May 15, 2019 at 8:06 am
      Old Codger

      I had a boyfriend incident similar to yours, canuck49. I frog marched the little bastard to the front door; tossed his scrawny ass 8′ over the (admittedly small) front porch and into the grass. I told him that if I caught him in my house again without MY EXPRESS PERMISSION I’d turn him into a Ken doll. His response was, “If you do that you’ll go to jail!” To which I replied, “Yeah. But I’ll get out before your junk grows back!”

      (Last time I ever saw that little piss ant.) 😉

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    • May 15, 2019 at 8:40 pm
      WayneM

      My daughter used to only introduce me to the ones that she was thinking of dumping. Often as not, my unsmiling face was enough to persuade these budding paramours to flock off. When I asked if she wanted me to reduce the fear factor, she replied “Don’t you dare!!”

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  • May 15, 2019 at 3:50 am
    Halley

    I wanna sammich.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 6:25 am
    Wood

    The best app for that is *delete*

    Most of these apps (esp. anything from farcebook and google) are data mining whores. They have digital profiles of their users which they sell to other companies. They can steer not only what you see, but what you buy and how you vote.

    Downright evil.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 6:50 am
    Delilah T.

    “Toxic masculinity” is a pejorative used to vilify normal men and make them feel ‘bad’ about themselves, a denial of reality. This, too, shall pass.

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    • May 15, 2019 at 7:15 am
      Punta Gorda

      Beats the F#$% out of the low T Estrogen boys.

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    • May 15, 2019 at 9:51 am

      Or, as I originally suggested and Toxic Deplorable BW embraces in his handle, it can be embraced as a badge of honor that considers the source and the accuracy of those epithets from their perspective.

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      • May 15, 2019 at 9:58 am

        From Skye’s perspective however, it is pure and unadulterated (and unadulteryated except in her wet dreams) envy and desire. I suspect that is true of quite a few left-led XX’ers.

      • May 15, 2019 at 11:33 pm
        Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

        Damned straight, JTC!

  • May 15, 2019 at 7:17 am
    kadaka

    AFL-CIO Openly Calls For Marxist Revolution: ‘Seize The Means Of Production’

    Good to know things are looking so bleak for “progressives” in 2020 they’re giving up on the slow shuffle and are trying to sprint for the throne. Means they’ll trip over their own feet even faster.

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    • May 15, 2019 at 10:26 am
      Halley

      To me, all these so-called “Democrats” coming out of the closet as the Constitution-loathing Socialists we know they’ve always been, is a very good sign. It means their jig is up, and they see no use pretending any longer..

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    • May 15, 2019 at 10:44 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Man! The guy must be advocating invading and conquering China, Germany, France (maybe not), UK, Canada, Japan, and Mexico, at least for a start!

      Marxist Workers of the World Unite! In Poverty!

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  • May 15, 2019 at 7:36 am
    shooter 2.5

    As a a kid and later a parent I learned it is imperative, important and necessary for the parents to be the respected role models for their children. It’s also important the children DON’T use their friends or classmates as someone to copy or imitate. When the children use their friends as their role models it can lead to disaster. Love and respect should come from the parents until the children mature into adults.

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    • May 15, 2019 at 3:50 pm
      John

      Children are, essentially speaking, educated socially by each other, but their parents are the only civilizing influence they have.
      The real imperative is on the parents to convert their homegrown barbarians into proto-citizens that then go on to recreate the civilization with each successive generation.
      We see with damning clarity what happens when those parents are absent in the inner cities.
      The uncivilized Barbarians gun down each other and anyone else within their merciless reach.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 10:32 am
    Spin Drift

    The hugs “app” is apropos in that when the SHTF in my special snowflakes life her first call is to Daddy. I’ve had feminazis castigate me for saying that all women are little girls at heart. And it is the reason that we toxically masculine types fall in love with them. So hugs it is and for a sandwich I like a nice BLT with Miracle Whip, pepper, salt, and balsamic vinegar.

    Spin Drift
    The only thing that softens my hardened heart is a women’s tears.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 10:59 am
    AveryB.

    “The only thing that softens my hardened heart is a women’s tears.” I’ll add a “waving” American flag on Memorial Day.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 11:08 am
    Henry

    Actually, there’s a lap for that.

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  • May 15, 2019 at 7:39 pm
    cb

    Parents …. lead by example – Please!

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