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  • September 25, 2019 at 12:12 am
    Too Tall

    OUCH! Jo just took that one yard. In her case that is approaching a few billion light years.

  • September 25, 2019 at 12:18 am
    interventor

    Jo just demonstrated a sense of humor. Which represents a evolution beyond Democrats who possess neither sense, nor humor.

    • September 25, 2019 at 12:27 am
      Too Tall

      Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

  • September 25, 2019 at 1:04 am
    Kafiroon

    Jo is a lot more “real” woman than many I see parading around.
    And far more than most on tv or in the “news”.

    • September 25, 2019 at 7:56 am
      MasterDiver

      Did you see Pelosi’s “Impeachment Investigation” announcement last night? My Ghod, that face. I’ve seen more expression on a Disney Animatronic dummy. Her eyebrows never move! Gotta lay off that Botox, Nan!

      Zar Belk!

      • September 25, 2019 at 2:17 pm
        John

        It’s not the Botox, you need some slack in the skin to move it.
        Face lifts take their toll.

      • September 25, 2019 at 2:40 pm
        Polly Cy

        I’m, sure you’re right and it’s the Botox. I looked up the side effects a year or so ago, and her memory issues, confusion, diminished muscle control (stumbling, etc), were all listed. But when I tried to find that article again just now, voila! Es ist verschunden gewesen. Nearly every link in the first two pages is now pro-botox and most do nothing but quote from the manufacturers or drug industry, reassuring potential customers that they’ll love it. Looks like Nancy has been using her influence to shut down any opposition or criticism. Gotta love those evil algorithms over at Google.

        I hate the way algorithms have gotten such a bad name. I used algorithms and cluster analysis to predict personnel and leadership changes in Eastern Europe and the USSR. Now it’s all about (anti)social media. They were my friends. [sniff]

  • September 25, 2019 at 2:33 am
    Bohica50

    Laughed my ass off. This was a great one!

  • September 25, 2019 at 5:29 am
    Mike-SMO

    Humor is, after all, quite logical, even if it has a left hand thread……

    • September 25, 2019 at 10:24 am

      And what is logic after all but higher math? Reason too, to a degree.

      So now Jobot has the humor program down, and can probably synthesize sex and has shown signs of it with love and jealousy…

      If she figures out reproduction we are well and truly fucked.

      • September 25, 2019 at 11:28 am
        kadaka

        “If she figures out reproduction”

        Or for her species, manufacturing and replication. Did Jo come with schematics, manuals, and OS reset image preloaded?

        A great threat I don’t see considered is someday synthetic intelligences could determine humans aren’t so bad, it’s the needs and desires of our current physical forms that lead us astray. So they’ll save humanity by systematically uploading our intellects into new engineered bodies that’ll never need food nor shelter, that’ll have included abilities for mating rituals as we have a fondness for them. And they can exert control over us by remotely stimulating arousal, or preventing it. Humanity will be enslaved by a fucking switch.

      • September 25, 2019 at 2:20 pm
        John

        Or have an out in what looks like our inevitable extinction.
        Merger with the machines we make may be one way to dodge the bullet.

  • September 25, 2019 at 5:36 am
    kadaka

    The secret to modern campaigns is to terrorize the little children until they scream at the adults to do what the politician says or they’re all going to die.

    Climate Hysteria Is Harming Our Kids

    The media made this child a celebrity after her speech to the World Economic Forum in Davos. “I don’t want you to be hopeful,” she scolded the jet-setting elites. “I want you to panic. I want you to feel the fear I feel every day.”

    The suicide rate for young Americans is now the highest ever recorded. Between 2000 and 2017, the number of suicides has doubled for females aged 15 to 24. Males between 15 and 19 killed themselves at a rate of 17.9 per 100,000, up from 13 per 100,000 in 2000.

    • September 25, 2019 at 8:01 am
      GWB

      I want you to feel the fear I feel every day.
      IOW, she wants us to suffer from the same mental illnesses she does, and to believe the same delusions.

      Yeah… NO.

      • September 25, 2019 at 8:28 am
        kadaka

        Climate-Industrial Complex: Financiers Aim to Cash in on Greta Thunberg

        She was a convenient object, her willing parents helped shape her, that cute climate prop they haul around to speeches will make a lot of people a whole lot of Green cash. Of which a small portion will buy carbon indulgences so they can continue their indulgent lifestyles.

      • September 25, 2019 at 1:34 pm
        Kafiroon

        My wife watches TV to relax after work while I waste time online.
        There are advertisements that show families changing choice of restaurants and food choices for meals because one kid dramatically reacts.
        Mac and Cheese instead of Salmon.
        Go to bed hungry kid, you don’t need to eat it!

      • September 25, 2019 at 3:52 pm
        Polly Cy

        Ooh! Hot button topic for me. I hate that commercial where the kid has a full-blown meltdown over the dinner menu so mom makes pizza or mac and cheese instead. Why are kids getting away with this crap? If I had done that I would have been smacked [until I got too old to smack] and forced to stay at the table until I finished. Fortunately I liked vegetables and rarely had problems cleaning my plate, but I remember that once when my dad got so mad at my older brother for refusing to eat peas, that he smacked him so hard the chair went over backwards and two legs broke off. I don’t advocate that level of discipline, [those Cherner Satine chairs are in museums and sell for thousands] but still…

      • September 25, 2019 at 9:16 am
        Doggo

        What her “parents” or other trusted adults have done to her is child abuse. If she truly feels fear every day over the climate, she has been conditioned WAAY beyond any healthy level. She is a suicide waiting to happen. The reason that watching her is so disturbing is that normal people can see what has been done to here and are reacting with revulsion.

    • September 25, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Their media does the promotion, their academics do the creation…and your kid is next.

      https://comicallyincorrect.com/a-f-branco-cartoon-child-abuse/

      • September 25, 2019 at 10:12 am

        And with SCOTUS as their enforcer? The Framers intended the three legs of the Republic to be Executive, Legislative, and Judicial…but if it is to survive the efforts of this POS to be all three, the three critical planks in the Deplorable platform have to be Immigration, Guns, Courts…and we do NOT want that liberal Roberts swinging the votes to the left. That old corpse RBG needs to die already.

      • September 25, 2019 at 10:14 am
    • September 25, 2019 at 12:01 pm
      Old Codger

      The suicide rate for young Americans is now the highest ever recorded.

      It may seem callous of me to do so, but I figure the young people offing themselves are most likely future DemonKKKRat voters and parents of such so they’re really doing the republic a favor. The pain their parents feel is a direct consequence of their failure as parents. The universe is not forgiving and natural consequences are often very painful. Another way to put it would be, “Karma is a total stone bitch!”

  • September 25, 2019 at 6:39 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    Jo would not be the best example to use for sex vs gender. “She” is the poster child for gender fluid identification…….the only such on the planet. All us other carbon based higher lifeforms are stuck with the male-female-everything else is fake.

    • September 25, 2019 at 9:19 am
      John D. Egbert

      An easy way to remember: Pron0uns have Gender (3); People have SEX (2)!

  • September 25, 2019 at 10:29 am
    kadaka

    The transcript just came out. 7AM GMA George Stuffandfloponus immediately declared the impeachment proceedings were now underway, which was a lie as nothing really changed. Now just after 10, just did yard work, ABCBSNLBC all have Special Reports up as they speed read and interpret for the unwashed unenlightened masses. My body has been stuck on 3rd shift, I’m way too tired for this “new normal” journalism-ing.

    • September 25, 2019 at 1:47 pm
      WayneM

      The legacy media aren’t going to die or evolve without a fight. They’ve been leading western nations by the nose for too long to just give up. It’s only going to get worse… especially if your government is stupid enough to prop them up like the current idiocracy in Canada.

  • September 25, 2019 at 1:45 pm
    Halley

    Democrats are exposing themselves. I’ve waited a quarter century for this. Thank you, PDT. Brilliant strategy!!!

    • September 25, 2019 at 2:32 pm
      John

      The job’s not over until we haul the entire Left off in a straight jacket and store them in a nice safe rubber room.
      Then comes the real challenge.
      Can we actually act in a rational manner without something to test ourselves against?
      I have to wonder.

  • September 25, 2019 at 4:03 pm
    Polly Cy

    When are we going to learn that it all starts in kindergarten? We need to persuade conservative students to go into education and TAKE BACK OUR SCHOOLS! Or adults to run for school boards. Or even the PTA. The things children “learn” in the first 3-5 years are almost impossible to change or modify. We need to recognize that the villains here are those sweet, innocent looking kindergarten and first grade teachers.

    • September 25, 2019 at 6:30 pm
      kadaka

      New conservative teachers are handed their union card and mandated syllabus and learn to keep their heads down until they get their pension since any non-left insubordination is penalized. School board members learn to feed the machine or be chewed up by lawsuits.

      We need local schoolhouses again. Many states have the at-home cyber-schooling alternative, free in PA for example. Several families leave the kids during the day at one home where they can study on their computers and help each other. Kids learn small-group cooperation rather than large-group intimidation and submission. And no shame in opting out with a GED at 16 to pursue work or worthwhile higher ed.

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