Day By Day

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  • Pamela

    *SPEW ALERT*

    Chris~ I love you to pieces. Ow my side.
    This one is true, choice and spot on.

    • WayneM

      Thanks for the warning. I set aside my drink just in time…

      Chris, so much awesome!!

  • Grunt GI

    Actually, I think the more correct answer is “Because Hillary is power crazy pussy pocket dyke.”

    Just saying’

    Oh, and love Anatoly and Naomi…more please!

    • Pamela

      I wonder what she has up her sleeve…

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        Naomi is wearing sleeves?

        • Pamela

          Hey DBW

          I was referencing the comment Grunt GI made as to her being a “power crazy pussy pocket dyke.”
          A sleeve is another term for the male masturbatory aid aka pocket pussy.

          • Swansonic

            Ewwww.

            And ewww!

  • Tim Moyer

    Echos Pam on that, read that and almost did the same…….ROFLOL! Spot on ! I have a co-worker from Ukranie, really nice guy! He’s just like ‘Toly…”why you like this War Stars?” Etc. I’ve introduced him to DBD…”Oh My Lord, Babushka , Is her” He likes the strip too. Chris, I busted a gut and had to get another coffee, Thank you. 🙂

  • Ozymandias

    It’s hard to sum up a person with just one word, but with Hillary, “bitch” is a pretty good place to start.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      A journey of a thousand descriptions begins with a single step.

  • JSStryker

    Chris, not only did you just hit this one out of the park, it is headed for orbit!

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Given Shrillary’s (supposed) sexual preferences, the only part I might argue about would be “cock-holster”, but I’m too busy laughing and trying to get up off the floor.

    • Bill G

      “Strap-on wielding” might be more appropriate.

  • formwiz

    Toly hit all the bases.

    • Pamela

      And slid in for a home run for the 5th time

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        (that’s what SHE said)

  • Delilah T.

    Fell of chair laughing. Startled cats.

    Still laughing.

    You could add ‘bitch on wheels’ and not exaggerate one bit. I’m waiting for her head to develop a leak and then the hydrogen starts leaking out.

  • AlexJ

    Is it just me or in panel one, Tolly kinda-sorta sporting a Zed vibe? Just sayin…

  • KenH

    Got it in ONE, Son

  • NotYetInACamp

    DA! Is guut!

    I am feeling slightly slighted by the bitch. I am not Slav. I am Magyar and Celtic.
    I am in sympathy with the Slavs right now. “Toly speaks truth.

    • Polly Cy

      I’ll see your Magyar and Celt and raise you a Greek and Swedish.

      • MasterDiver

        I’ll see your Greek and Swede, and raise you a Pole and a Tartar.

        Zar Belk!

        • Unca Walt

          Raise you an Alpha Centaurian and Alderan IV mix.

          (It needed to be said.)

          • Bill M

            All in with a Lithuanian, English, German mix!

    • Delilah T.

      Ha! Scottish, Irish, German, Norman French, Cornish, English, and just a teensy-weensy drop of Sicilian from WAAAAYYY back.

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        Ok. I’ll play…..Scottish, English, Polish, a touch of native American (East coast tribe, not sure which). Born in Germany.

    • NotYetInACamp

      It’s all good.

      (Don’t read my avatar. Illegal Andromeda alien)

  • Polly Cy

    [Snork] Молодец. (Clever boy.)

    • Pamela

      But where is the Tardis

      • Polly Cy

        Well, relatively speaking…

      • Swansonic

        It’s masquerading as the helicopter, of course. It can carry and a lot more than you think…

      • NotYetInACamp

        Their TARDIS chameleon circuit may be working?

        • Pamela

          It only works when it is traveling Across the 8th Dimension!

        • Swansonic

          When it’s not a Police Box or a Pipe Organ….

          I recall it being a pipe organ in an alleyway once…

  • JTC

    Don’t say c–t y’all. Cock, pussy, and bitch are okay though. Go figure.

  • Bill G

    Another way to fail to dress it up could be “She is pussy-breathed, power-mad, rotating pathological liar”.
    Akin to a rotating son-of-a-bitch.

    • John D. Egbert

      To borrow from a best friend of long standing: “She’s a 14-carat, 17-jewel, pluperfect revolving bitch.”

  • Henry

    Ka-BOOM! Anatoly’s the greatest!

  • Halley

    Actually, it has never been confirmed that uber-fox Miss Rodham self-identifies as female (any of the 53 female genders) at all…

  • JW

    🙂 !

  • eon

    Somebody (I think it was Charles Krauthammer-?) said way back in the Nineties that the trouble with the Clintons was that Bill is dangerously stupid, and Hillary is stupidly dangerous.

    I’ve always maintained that you have to see the 1949 Robert Rosson movie All The King’s Men starring Broderick Crawford as Willie Stark (a thinly-disguised Huey Long) to understand Bill Clinton. Ultimately, he’s a corrupt ward-heeler driven mainly by greed, arrogance, and his libido.

    Also, you have to watch the 1962 John Frankenheimer movie The Manchurian Candidate, with Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Iselin, to understand Hillary Clinton.

    (Incidentally, it took a long time for me to “warm up” to Murder, She Wrote, because of first having seen Angela Lansbury in that movie. I literally had difficulty processing her as the really nice lady she played as Jessica Fletcher, and actually is in real life- her performance as Mrs. Iselin was that overpowering. She really is an amazing actress.)

    Both the Clintons are pathological liars. Having grown up in a family with two of same (aunts), I know the surest test of this is that they will lie even when telling the truth would be to their advantage- just to see if they can get away with it. It’s a thrill to them. My two idiot aunts did that all the time, and so do the Clintons.

    More to the point, the Hillary/Mrs. Iselin resemblance is in that she came on the national stage as a hardcore leftist who was all set and ready to surrender the United States to the Soviet Union- only to see the USSR collapse like the house of cards it always was. After that, the main things that motivated her, and still do, are power and revenge.

    You could easily imagine Hillary saying this;

    Mrs. Iselin: I know you will never entirely comprehend this, Raymond, but you must believe I did not know it would be you. I served them. I fought for them. I’m on the point of winning for them the greatest foothold they would ever have in this country. And they paid me back by taking your soul away from you. I told them to build me an assassin. I wanted a killer from a world filled with killers and they chose you because they thought it would bind me closer to them.

    [Puts her hands on Raymond’s face]

    Mrs. Iselin: But now, we have come almost to the end. One last step. And then when I take power, they will be pulled down and ground into dirt for what they did to you. And what they did in so contemptuously underestimating me.

    [Kisses Raymond on the forehead, then his cheek, then on his lips]

    and this;

    You are to shoot the presidential nominee through the head. And Johnny will rise gallantly to his feet and lift Ben Arthur’s body in his arms, stand in front of the microphones and begin to speak. The speech is short. But it’s the most rousing speech I’ve ever read. It’s been worked on, here and in Russia, on and off, for over eight years. I shall force someone to take the body away from him and Johnny will really hit those microphones and those cameras with blood all over him, fighting off anyone who tries to help him, defending America even if it means his own death, rallying a nation of television viewers to hysteria, to sweep us up into the White House with powers that will make martial law seem like anarchy!

    Giving her power is rather like making a serial killer a monarch. It’s not a matter of if there will be a bloodbath, it’s more a matter of when, where, and the size of the body count.

    And ultimately, it will be because she’s the sort who wakes up at 0300 with the sneaking suspicion that somewhere, somebody is not worshiping her. And decides that that somebody has to be “made an example of”.

    Another word for that is “insane”. And that’s pretty much what she is.

    clear ether

    eon

    • NotYetInACamp

      Ah, an example of Hillary’s private position, and public presentation. Hidden agendas and such,

      Trump needs to get more swamp drainers and cleaners into the action.

  • Spin Drift

    Mr. Eon:

    Bingo on the Cankles. I didn’t so much as support Trump as run asymmetric warfare on the BOW. Instead of giving money to the RNC I had my own sayings printed up and distributed in my neck of the woods. Stuff like “Cankles the Clown to run your Town” and other less savory verbiage. Directly supporting Trump was a non starter to the ones who would not vote for him anyway. Giving them a reason to not vote for “her” would be a vote for saving us. Our little section of Alabama did not go as “blue” as it should have. I like to think I helped.

    Ok, with that said, here is you spew, brain bleach, eye bleach, I now need a bullet to the cranium alert: What’s Bills greatest obstacle to having relations with Hillary? Sliding down her depends.

    Spin
    “Oh the humanity”

    • Pamela

      Spin, even Bill isn’t that desperate

  • JTC

    eon, all that is wanting now is a movie of where she is now…cold, alone, frustrated, desperate, defeated…and soon to be dead, without ever playing out the part of Ms. Lansbury for which she so pined and prepared. But who would make it?

    Spin, the greatest obstacle for Slick Willy having his “relations” with it (shudder), is what he would likely find after sliding down those depends.

    • NotYetInACamp

      Now you are grossing me out. Even a brief slip of that imagery past my defenses is disgusting. You, importunately, unfortunately, hit that target. Eye bleach therapy shall commence.

      D’nesh Desouza’s (spelling) Hillary’s America, a history of the democrat party, explains much.

        • JTC

          I am NOT showing that to my wife as I am sure it would encourage her even more to add to the 5-cat menagerie (3 actual cats, 2 defacto cat Chihuahuas) already in place.

          I am happy they make her happy, and they all like me while I myself am rather neutral on them…but they say animals and little children are the best judges and both tend to be attracted to me so I can take some comfort in that I guess.

          But we (I) don’t need more so keep your cute widdle kitty vid!

          • Pamela

            I know what you mean JT. I have 3 cats plus one that started visiting as a kitten. The boys brought him to visit.

            I just wanted to sooth the traumatic injury to NYIAC’s eyes and higher brain functions.

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