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  • KenH

    Select B-83
    Ground Burst
    Setting Maximum Yield
    These assholes can have their next little spazoid fest in about 10,000 years

    • MasterDiver

      No, Use Air Burst. Max blast effect and irradiate the whole cesspool, but minimum fallout. We don’t want all that $h!t scattered over Red States.

      Zar Belk!

    • Z-man51

      No nukes on Berkeley, just use 2000 pound JDAMS on each and every classroom and administrative building at the school. Then 1000 pounders on each professor’s/administrator’s residence. Next use laser guided 250 pound “concrete” bombs on all their vehicles (automotive, bicycles, skateboards, etc.) to ensure no surviving libtards in any teaching or administrative positions. Secondary targets would be those students that show radical libtard tendencies or political aspirations.
      That way you remove the bad apples without the collateral damage to the minority conservative students and/or residents in the Berkeley area. A major plus will be the psychological effects on other libtards in educational facilities across the country knowing that if they become too much of a pain in the ass they can be quickly and easily removed from tenure.

  • Interventor

    Berserk in Bezerkley!

  • H Huffman

    Cue music to “We’ll Meet Again Some Day.” Major “King” Kong inbound at this time and there will be a hot time in the old town tonight.

  • JIMV

    An alarmingly chaste fund drive this time I see….sigh

    • Waaaiiittt for it…..;)

  • JTC

    Your base, DT…those that know the enemy within.

    Tickle that pickle switch, Captain!

    • Pamela

      I love a man who understands the proper use of foreplay 😉

      • Swansonic

        If only we could have Pelosi and DiFi ride it down ala Dr. Strangelove…

        • Pamela

          *chuckling*
          Er, we’d need to send it to the VD clinic to get checked after they rode it down.

          • Swansonic

            Not really – it goes boom and – hopefully – vaporizes all of that bad stuff.

            The problem would be coming up with enough hazard pay for the workers who would have to ‘strap them on’ the bomb prior to launch.

            Of course, there are probably enough willing volunteers to help get rid of them we could do an auction for the ‘honors.’

            We could also tell them that there is a big money donor inside and then you couldn’t pry them off even if you wanted to…..

          • Pamela

            You are so creatively wicked 😉

          • Swansonic

            I have my moments…

  • WayneM

    It seems so ironic that Berkeley, famed for it’s free speech riots in the 1960s, ends up hosting anti-free speech riots in this brave new world of marxist profs…

    • eon

      Those Marxist profs of today are mostly the students who rioted in the Sixties and Seventies, or their offspring. They were never about “free speech” for anybody but themselves.

      They were “fighting The Man” so they could become “The Man”.

      And once they’d achieved that, they defaulted to their true philosophy;

      Obey me or DIE.

      clear ether

      eon

    • PaulS

      Anti free speech is the new free speech.
      Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.
      Screw that! They damn well do know, smite them!

  • JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    Ahh, Berkley…. There were some decent towns not far out, do we really need max yield?

    • Ozymandias

      Yes. To remove a cancer, one must sacrifice some healthy tissue around it.

      • MasterDiver

        Dr. Tatoo, how will you deal with this skin lesion?
        Debride, debride!

        Zar Belk!

    • Pamela

      All you need to do with Berkeley is to remove the rent controls for the students and that will push them into Oakland. Talk about a cultural clash of insane proportions.

  • Craig Thomas

    I love how you portray Trumps thinking.

  • Charles Newton

    Think I can come up with, oh, about a dozen more targets just off the top of my head…

    • Brasspounder

      Hollywood.

    • eon

      Seattle.

      Boulder, CO.

      OSU.

      OU-Athens.

      And Antioch College, just because.

      Although Yellow Springs is a nice town other than that den of idiocy. So I’d call for a BLU-96 instead of a physics package.

      Typical bumper sticker seen around YS;

      NEVER MIND VISUALIZING WORLD PEACE.
      VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNALS.

      clear ether

      eon

      • Brasspounder

        Portland, OR
        Madison, WI
        Ithaca, NY

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    YES! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
    This base heartily endorses this message.

    (H/t Randy Newman)
    “Boom goes London, boom goes Paree
    More room for you and more room for me…

    I’m sure we could work Bezerkley in that sentiment somewhere.

    • JackDeth72

      *Ahem*

      “And Every City The Whole World ’round
      Will Just Be Another American Town
      O, How Peaceful It Will Be!
      We’ll Set Everybody Free!

      You Get A Japanese Kimono, babe.
      And It Will Bwe Italian shoes For Me!
      They All Hate Us Anyhow….

      So, Let’s drop The Big One Now.
      Let’s drop The Big One Now!”

      *’Political Science’ by Randy Newman*

  • formwiz

    I believe the line, “Make my day”, covers it.

  • V328

    “All Your Base Are Belong To Us”

    Berkeley Parking Centre…in 3 – 2 – 1…

    • Duane

      “Someone set us up the bomb!!!!”

    • JackDeth72

      Whistle Up the Seabees to build, pave and paint the parking lines.

  • The 300

    Some canned sunshine for Berkeley?

    Well, those weapons WERE made to kill commies…

  • JackDeth72

    I’ve always been an Acolyte of the “Nuke ’em ’til they Glow And Shoot ’em in The Dark” School Of Political Discourse….

    Far More Effective Than Nuking A Target From Orbit.

    And “Hands On Fun!” to boot.

    • MasterDiver

      and don’t forget “Then line up their asses for runway lights!”

      Zar Belk!

  • I’m having a hard time typing through the laughter. And I’m looking very forward to Redvolution.

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  • Browncoat

    Could play into a good ‘Nuke the Moon’ strategy.

    • JackDeth72

      IMAO’s Frank J. Fleming heartily approves!

  • Neil Frandsen

    Berkeley, the area, actually provides real folks with places to work, to relax, and to domicile-at. Perhaps we might actually ask _those_ folks what would be an effective sheathe, to employ on any activity designed to stop folks using their tax-paid streets & sidewalks. Grin.
    Actually, a focused reaction needs the huge, vapor-barrier tents used by the fumigation folks, down at the harbour…
    And the best vapor is a simple thing… Methyl Bromide.Banned in 2000, by the EPA, for ozone depletion activity!
    And it is a cumulative poison, to add to the delayed-action fun, from a sub-fatal dose.
    :
    [?*http://pmep.cce.cornell.edu/profiles/extoxnet/haloxyfop-methylparathion/methyl-bromide-ext.html*?]
    :
    :
    But the stuff was _so_ handy…
    :
    [?*http://www.fao.org/docrep/X5042E/x5042E08.htm*?]
    :
    :
    To rub in the need for great caution (remember the Law of Unexpected Consequences, which sleepeth-not, and does not love thee)
    :
    http://pest.ca.uky.edu/PSEP/Manuals/7c-FumigationManual.pdf
    :
    Quote:
    The most effective way to reach pests in their most
    remote hiding places is through fumigation, the use of
    poisonous gases to kill pests in an enclosed area. To be
    effective, fumigants must reach target pests as gases.
    Fumigants are “wide-spectrum” pesticides, killing all
    species of arthropods and rodents that are likely to be
    found in a building. They are also volatile pesticides
    whose vapors enter the insect’s body through the body
    wall or breathing system. Fumigants penetrate to many
    areas of a building not reached by sprays or dusts, even
    penetrating to the burrows of wood-infesting insects, as
    well as to the center of tightly packed commodities,
    such as tobacco in hogsheads, bales, cases or grain in
    large silos or bulking bins. A fumigant gas generally
    does not leave unsightly, odorous, or hazardous
    residues.
    Unquote.
    :
    :

    • GWB

      This might not be the best suggestion, given History.

    • PaulS

      What about the decaying dead body residues? Residai?

  • DASTARDLY DAN

    While dropping the nuke would be satisfying, might I suggest some more creative alternatives?
    Back in the 70s, Jimmah Cattah stopped development of a neutron bomb. Wipe out the vermin and leave the infrastructure intact.
    Or, take the ‘CIA Way’ and poision the kale and other snowflake chow.

  • GWB

    “Your pickle is hot”?!?
    You’ve been watching foreign pr0n again, haven’t you, Chris? Heh.

    And, no, we shouldn’t nuke Berkeley. We should simply cut off power to California. Then let them take care of it in the dark. I can hear the screams now….
    “How ever will I make my double mocha grande latte frapuchino vito without electricity?!? This is inhumane! Eeeaaaauuurrrrgghhhhh!!!”

    • Pamela

      Gentlemen! Please reconsider turning my state into a glass bowl of shiny. Some of my people have been here since the ice age and the rest came here to work hard and raise families. The only way things get turned around is getting rid of all the Lefty Loons. So individual trackers need to be adhered to a select group and push the button a la Kingsman.

      • JTC

        Just Berkeley not the whole of Cali…these pickles are hot but smart!

        Wouldn’t mind the same tactical precision in Fla…take a look at the county-by-county red/blue map to find that other than the three counties in the southeast still wagged by old-line ultra-lib Jews, the blue stains are the two counties at Tallahassee (Florida State), Alachua county (Univ. of FL), and the two counties owned by the radically leftist Mouse. Take out those “academic” hives of communist cancer and Disney for good measure and we’ll be the solid red state that the real people here reflect, once the rest of the Jews wake up and come around, which is already happening.

        Lots more states could do with some surgical expertise too.

    • Chris Muir

      Flight of the Intruder.

  • Bill G

    Fun to think of, messy to clean up unless the landlord bomb is used. I’m not familiar with the poem from Randy Newman, but the Kingston Trio’s “Merry Minuet” is stuck in some back corner of my head.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5zxy3IqQUw

    • John D. Egbert

      Along with Ton Lehrer’s “We’ll All Go Together When We Go,” and “The Wild West Is Where I Wanna Be.” I’m sure there are others worthy of mention . . .

  • Bill G

    Oh, yeah…while I cannot see U.S. military personnel that eager to actually destroy our cities, I can see bomber pilots and crews laughing their asses of on seeing this.

  • WayneM

    If you really, really want to see them suffer, make them responsible for their own bills… 😀

    • Bill G

      Ayup. And to really, really, really make them suffer, make them responsible for the bills they force others to incur.

      • John

        Not to mention fill out all the paperwork.

  • Doggo

    You folks are all over the “Bomb Berkeley Now” idea and I agree with that. I would love to add a few places to their target set (note to Eon: Not OSU, though Ann Arbor would be acceptable).

    The true hook comes in panel 3 with Trump’s response to McConnell “Your base or mine?” They are not the same, nor are they trying to move in the same direction.

    • eon

      When I was going to my little community college to become a certified forensics tech, OSU and OU-Athens students were always being bused there with their profs to protest everything from the B-1 bomber to Ohio not ratifying the ERA. For class credit, no less.

      And they always had big, husky “proctors” along to keep you from trying to use the stairs these assholes were having a sit-in on while singing, “STOP THE B- ONE BOMMBBERR, WE-SHALL-NOT-BE-MOVED!” for four hours at a stretch.

      On. MY. Campus. That was about fifty fucking MILES from OSU and a good thirty from OU-Athens.

      Regular as clockwork, at least once a week, usually on Tuesday.

      Fuck ’em. I say nuke ’em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

      clear ether

      eon

      • Z-man51

        Eon, we had similar occurrences at one of the “centers of higher education” I attended back in the late ’60s and early ’70s. We “liberated” some AN-M18 white smoke gernades and CS tear gas crystals from our friendly neighborhood ROTC detachment. We spiked the smoke gernades with the CS and popped them within the “peacefull” demonstrations. The combination of the billowing dense white smoke along with the effects of the CS tear gas (irritation to the eyes and respiratory system resulting in copious tearing, nasal discharges and vomiting) resulted in the unscheduled, super quick ends of a few demonstrations. Surprisingly, the campus police just couldn’t find the perpetrators for some strange reason.
        Oh, for the good old days.

  • clayusmcret

    What a lovely image Chris conjures up today. Give me a minute to enjoy this one. Hmmmmm.

  • Spin Drift

    Chris:

    Love the Jack Benny channeling. Didn’t he have a butler named Rochester? I’m pretty sure that that would not play in today’s society. To that end I wonder how far and how high the basic prog head would explode if the Big D gave a speech on Free Speech.

    Specifically targeted at the Norks for imprisoning someone for essentially thought crimes. He should declare political correctness dead and encourage the world to start honest conversations with their neighbors, vilified opinions and all.

    Free the pen as it is still mightier than the sword.

    Spin
    Sticks and stones

  • Grunt GI

    Haha, you don’t even need to bomb them…just tell them Ann Coulter or Rush are coming to speak and they will burn the place down themselves.

    Trump should tell those idiots that if they riot, there will be no Federal funds to rebuild.

    That would be some justice.

    • Sendarius

      Agree.

      President Trump SHOULD deny funds to repair riot damage … but only tell them AFTER the riot.

    • Pamela

      Actually anyone caught rioting should be arrested and have to pay to repair the damages or work off the damages with hard labor. I doubt there will be many parents or potential spouses willing to assume any of the financial burden from their destructive temper tantrums.

      • John

        Don’t be so sure of that. A rather substantial part of these yahoos’ mindset is founded on Mommy and/or Daddy making it all better.
        I say stick to hard labor and make Mommy and Daddy refund the free tuition money they conned out of the system for their snowflakes.

  • Ray Van Dune

    That’s the ass-end of a B-2. Sometimes the art here is a little hard to visually interpret.

    • The 300

      It’s a B-1. B-2 is a flying wing.

    • eon

      Nope, that’s definitely a Bone. Block 25 to be exact. (Note the ALQ antennaes.)

      cheers

      eon

  • DonS

    eon reminded me of my all-time favorite bumper sticker:

    “VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS”

    LOL!

  • NotYetInACamp

    Hearing ‘Tickle. Tickle. How’s that pickle?’
    DJT’s base is not the M’s base where a Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Haskert was intentionally recruited and placed in the highest levels of power fresh off of manhandling high school wrestlers while their coach. All to keep the globalist in control of their plan to use what is now our empire to destroy us and the world.
    Any massive almost total losses are acceptable to so many groups like the Marxists, Muslims, Globalists, and many others. Berkeley, while pleasant to imagine, would be an afterthought to those other evil powerful acting organize existing groups.
    It aint Kansas.
    I’d rather be a lover than a fighter, but sometimes love requires that which harkens back to when legends says that all of my tribes major settlements were massacred or enslaved while the army was lured off to fight a major threat. They returned to an almost empty despoiled nation. Then they moved to central Europe.

    Thus, in Eastern and Central Europe the war is being defined and defended by an idea that I have mentioned in posts far flung sites is now coming to pass. They are doing it without my hands on in a small way, which I wanted to be able to do. They are good. They reject the suicidal delusional following of one of Hitler’s dream of uniting Islam with Teutonic strength to unleash the raw power of Europeans as Islam frees the evil inclinations of man to engage in them. then rewards the evil urges in this life with the praise of their god in doing that evil. The evil works of man are glorified by modern theology and creeds like Islam, Marxism, Progressive movements and others.
    http://www.kormany.hu/en/ministry-of-defence/news/central-europe-stands-united-against-mass-illegal-migration

    They also need to include the Polish Army like at The Gates of Vienna.
    We maybe also should send the Polish Army in to take care of Berkeley. It might be more humane than sending in the Bulgarians. 🙂 Likely the same results, considering the enemy target.
    Approximately 10,000,000 mostly military age Muslim men added into Europe over the last ten years mean war. They know they are at war. The West still has so many who delude themselves. Many join the Leftist (etc0 army Soros and others finance in Berkeley and elsewhere.

    This strip is a great localization and broad view on the situation using Berkeley, Congress, pickles, and respective bases to well illustrate and illuminate the point.
    How hot that light and illumination depends on many things, including the hot attacks the enemy now has planned that it executes.

    God. I love the comments here. A Free Speech Movement has a home here.

    Let your minds free. let them see. Let them create solutions. A few false trails are all in finding the solutions. We solve the problems in our culture.

  • NotYetInACamp

    A narrative mismatch, placed to Berkeley type people. Funny. But also sad when you think about it. It is the result of the indoctrination of someone’s base and useful idiots. About 4 minutes. Maybe it will be or is true?
    https://youtu.be/9rzJTnuLjZ0

  • Nemo

    Don’t forget to target Evergreen State College in Washington (known here about a Earth Shoe U). Two nukes – only way to be sure, plus that takes out Olympia – a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

    Please hold off nuking Berkeley until later next week. I will be visiting a friend who is one of the few remaining conservatives in the city and probably in the Bay Area. I keep trying to get him to move but to no avail.

    The other conservative I know in Berkeley writes a blog entitled ‘Notes from the Underground’ http://www.robinofberkeley.com under the pseudonym, ‘Robin of Berkeley.’ She’s a convert and lives in fear of being outed. Her web site is often attacked. My wife has encouraged her to move also, but Berkeley is where she has lived and worked for years.

    Her recent post is entitled, ‘Hidden in Plain Sight,’ and its about how advertising shows us the future of our culture and encourages us to accept and adopt societal changes that have long been abhorrent. It is well worth the couple of minutes it takes to read – frightening.

    Well wish me luck since I’ll be in California and Berkeley without my M&P… I know, I know, why go there? Our son and grand kids live in the Sacramento Delta so once in awhile we have to make the trek. Also our son is a good conservative and fortunately in the Delta area of northern CA there are still enough red-necks and conservatives that once I leave Berkeley I will feel somewhat safer…

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Robin of Berkeley! I haven’t read her in many a year. I used to read her when she wrote for American Thinker (americanthinker.com). Thank you for pointing her to me again.

  • Ozymandias

    “This town needs an enema” The Joker could have just as easily been talking about Seattle.

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