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  • Kevin M

    Chris, you are a genius!

    …and FIRST!

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Slick Willy’s Willy is enough to make even Hellary crawl……to Webster Hubbel…..and Huma Abadeen……..

    • Bill G

      So, when Hillary got back to her friends after her honeymoon, they asked her if she thought she might be pregnant. She answered “I hope so. I don’t want to have to touch that again!”

  • formwiz

    He felt a lot of women’s pain.

    • MJ Larkins

      He caused a lot of women’s pain…

  • Interesting that the only reason not to use the more pewerful version that the Feds have is that it is “too heavy” (which means not really portable in the helicopter).

  • Spin Drift

    Imagine if that was combined with projecting Hillary naked onto flat surfaces.

    People would be clawing their skin off after ripping their eyes out.

    Spin
    War Damn Legal

    • Vince

      Mind bleach after that crawled into my mind.

    • Pamela

      That fall under the cruel and unusual punishments section in the 8th amendment.

      Is the skin crawling look the same as having scabies?

    • Bill G

      To complete the torture, add her cackle to the mix.

  • Well, maybe if she were stuffed into the microwave….

    • Pamela

      I didn’t know they made one that big and it would need to be sent to Yucca Mountain for storage after…. All that nuclear waste contaminated.
      Oh wait! Just imagine all the really cool hokey badly done movies about mutated blobs for the midnight showings!
      Not quite Rocky Horror https://pixelsandpapers.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/rockyhorrorpictureshow_logo.png or Wizards http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wizards/wizards6.jpg

      As long as the creature gets it every time in the end.

    • Pamela

      Delilah
      Where can we find one large enough and the result would need to be conveyed to Yucca Mountain for storage. If that container’s contents were to leak into the nuclear waste, the outcome could fuel some really badly done movies worthy of midnight showings. Imagine “The Incredible Blob Beast that Devoured the Swamp” being shown Saturday nights in D.C.

  • Graybeard

    Some think that’s how they killed Breitbart… face, ears, and head, red like sunburn…

  • Malatrope

    This is a weapon that should be incorporated into the dawgs…

  • jackdeth72

    Nice bit of Glasnost, ‘Toly…..

    Finding the right tool for the situation.

  • Ooooo, new toys! Let’s watch it work!

  • Bill G

    “Well done, ‘Toly!”
    “Nyet, medium rare at most.”

    • Badumbump, tssssss.

    • Pete in NC

      Bill’s here all week, folks! Don’ forget to tip your wait staff…

  • Laura

    I like the Ukrainian coat of arms patch that ‘Toly’s had on his flightsuit for the past two days. Nice touch, Chris! (I also noticed that the patch changed sides from yesterday to today!)

  • Roy

    Truly funny strip – I chuckled….

  • Spin Drift

    And the bare tool “chest” makes it into another frame. If only it was a chest of the flesh, say Sam’s for instance but I will take what I can get.

    Spin
    Unfortunately with the progs, their guarantee usually involves your lifetime.
    War Damn Legal

  • Spin Drift

    Also, this just in, look for how many times you hear “absolutely nothing unusual” in reference to former NSA Director Rice’s unmasking of citizens names in the coming days. This will be the meme pushed into the collective unconscious.

    As to the the irony in that phrase I parse it this way, there was absolutely nothing unusual in my breaking the law while using the power of the government to invade the privacy of the great unwashed. When I violated their 4th amendment protection under the constitution I did it to further the interests of my sworn oath to the overlords of the new world order.

    Spin
    If this doesn’t get the whole cabal before Congress answering questions on just what they did I don’t know what will. High crimes and misdemeanors my ass, this is treason.

    • JTC

      Not treason when she openly serves a different country, a different cause, and a different people; namely the muslims who recently occupied the gov. And less openly but just as effectively, Creepy Crawley, the Blob that is his wife, and the acolytes (those meme pushers) who serve them all.

      To me the term “treason” invokes the darkly surreptitious activities of one who presents and pretends to be on one side while actively and aggressively destroying from within. By that measure, much more of a traitor and deserving of the traditional handling of such (Ready! Aim! Fire!), is this one:

  • OldGeek

    Hate to be a wet blanket, but do you REALLY think that any of those persons in the previous administration will EVER be required, under oath, to answer ANY questions about Benghazi, email servers, un-masking, charitable foundations, book deals, Chicago/New York real estate deals, or any other potentially illegal act?

    And yeah, I’m a cynic.

    • PaulS

      Well, someone was claiming to be “The law and order President” , and actually holds the office, so who knows, lots of stuff isn’t so sure anymore.

      • Pete in NC

        Paul, from your lips to G_d’s ear…

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